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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Blowjobs for Everybody!

posted by on August 21 at 9:01 AM

Florida State Rep. Bob Allen—who claims to have offered an undercover police officer $20 and blowjob because the officer was black and, therefore, really intimidating—speaks tonight before a Florida branch of the NAACP. Someone needs to tell Allen, who is supposed to speak about property taxes and auto insurance, that it’s rude to speak with your mouth full.

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"it’s rude to speak with your mouth full."

Zing!

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | August 21, 2007 9:33 AM
2

I hope he remembers to stop by the ATM on the way.

Posted by monkey | August 21, 2007 10:01 AM
3

Thank god- I thought I was the only person who offered black men blows jobs because they freak me out.

Posted by catnextdoor in abq | August 21, 2007 11:30 AM
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I think with his foot lodged that far in his mouth, there won't be room for cock anymore.

Posted by supergp | August 21, 2007 12:09 PM
5

Twenty bucks? Who would ever do ANYTHING for twenty bucks?

Posted by mj | August 21, 2007 12:14 PM
6

Dan, that's the best headline ever.

Posted by Mariana | August 21, 2007 12:50 PM
7

What about Gay "Anti-Heroes"? We could have a wall of gay infamy with the likes of; John Wayne Gacy, Michael Jackson, Andrew Cunanan, Mark Mom Finley, and maybe that guy who got sodomized by a horse... Yes gays like straights run the gammit of evil and bad taste! LOL!

Posted by Christopher | August 21, 2007 2:58 PM
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Dude, are dicks the only thing you think about? I mean, its either little kids and dicks, christians and dicks, or any other dicks that you see a picture of. Grow up Dan.

Posted by ecce homo | August 21, 2007 3:24 PM
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Dan should never "grow up!" I read him because I love hearing about dick and the topic du jour. Perhaps tomorrow will be about ecce homo and the dick up his ass.

Posted by Musicguy | August 21, 2007 8:50 PM
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