2008 Paranoia, Paranoia
posted by October 17 at 8:09 AMon
Originally posted yesterday afternoon, but moved up to this morning so I can collect a full 24 hours worth of liberal fears.
Attention pessimists, conspiracy theorists, and self-proclaimed realists: The comment thread of this post is now open for the business of collecting all the best explanations for why, and exactly how, this election will be stolen from Barack Obama (despite most projections now showing him with a huge electoral college lead).
Give it to me. All of it. The black helicopters, the Black Box Voting fever dreams, the “anything to stop a black man” scenarios. I’m hoping to run the best of these in an upcoming Stranger column.