Chow Confidential to the Nice Woman Sitting Next to Me at Cafe Presse Right Now
posted by October 2 at 14:50 PMon
I am sorry, nice woman sitting next to me at Cafe Presse right now, that I just made that really, really gross loud noise.
See, I was just trying to clear my throat, but then midway through it awkwardly transformed into a cough, which resulted in this involuntary, open-mouthed, protracted sound:
Did it help that I pretend-coughed for an unnecessarily long time afterwards, as though it would somehow obliterate the memory of the really gross loud noise? I hope so. Enjoy your latte.
(On a related note: I enjoy the Croque Campagnard very much.)