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Well, um, thank you, fortune cookie…
But I don’t know if I’m ready for that level of commitment. I was just trying to have lunch.
also funny -- actual Chinese people trying to figure out what the fuck a "fortune cookie" is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp4IGgQoVQE
I very much doubt that you have much to worry about.
i got this one last week ^_^
I, too, have gotten this fortune. I still have it - some where. And my lover!
Well, that's easy to say when you're Lindy West. Obviously you'd like it to be a little easier on you when you're ready to move on. Try to picture being a regular person who is lucky to be charismatic maybe 5% of the time. If that. For us that fortune would feel kind of good.
I got this fortune four years ago. The woman I was seeing then is still with me.
Your lover may never *wish* to leave you, they'll just up and leave.
(also, Ballet rocks :)
IN BED! Ha ha ha. (Oh, I need to get out more)
I got this one two or three years ago. It didn't work out. (Hi, if you're reading!)
Green Leaf? Must be one of the four they have on rotation there.
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