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Barry O -- Tonya Harding's Doppelganger:

http://www.blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/09/15/wolffe-obama-pulls-a-harding-tonya-that-is.aspx

"Tonya Harding, meet Barack Obama. Over the last few days, Team Obama has released several new ads directed against the former lobbyists who now take leading positions in the McCain campaign. A third, released on Monday, accuses him of running a dishonorable, deceptive and dishonest campaign, citing several recent media headlines that find McCain ads are all three."

Posted by John Bailo | September 17, 2008 11:10 PM
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When even terrorist-supporter Karl Marx Rove says that McCain has gone too far, you know that the cactus-flavored kool-aid in the McCain camp is causing a severe "mental recession" ...

Time for the War Crimes trials.

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 17, 2008 11:27 PM
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When is Tina C going to unleash? "Putting the "O" back in 'country.'"

Posted by Amelia | September 17, 2008 11:31 PM
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That. Was. AWESOME!!!!

Saunders. Yes.

Thank you.

Posted by CQ | September 18, 2008 12:41 AM
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Will: We will see War Crimes Trials about 30 minutes after the Financial Crimes Trials of all the assholes selling nothing-based-derivative paper to each other, so they could repackage it to one more level of indirection, and so on. Each step with massive immediate cash rake-off for these Masters-of-the-Universe fuckers. You wanna know where all the money went? It's pretty goddamn obvious.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | September 18, 2008 2:31 AM
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My favorite sentence:

But, happily, I did not go to college at all, having not finished high school, due to I killed a man.

All week I've been fighting the urge to end all my sentences with "due to I killed a man."

Posted by sw | September 18, 2008 6:00 AM
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"Jake Blues almost killed a man."

--Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers.

Posted by John Bailo | September 18, 2008 7:32 AM
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Oh man, I hope he has some choice senior moments like this during the debates.

Posted by Hernandez | September 18, 2008 8:10 AM
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George S. is the best.

Posted by Erin J. | September 18, 2008 8:34 AM
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FELL SWOOP, not "felt swope". jesus christ on a donkey.

Posted by cliche nazi | September 18, 2008 9:38 AM
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i love his grammar! take that, high school!

Posted by max solomon | September 18, 2008 9:46 AM
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@10 - Umm.. I think you missed the point.

Posted by Anthony Hecht | September 19, 2008 1:03 PM

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