Sports Looking For a T-Shirt to Wear to Safeco Tonight?
posted by September 23 at 13:13 PMon
First, there’s this in the PI:
M’s in a tight race for the bottom
At last, the Mariners are finally playing some meaningful games in September.
They almost blew it by winning seven of nine in August but rallied with a 12-game losing streak that puts them in a coldly contested battle with the Washington Nationals for the worst record in baseball.
And here’s the t-shirt…
…which you can order here.
But delivery takes a week and by then the season will be over. So I called the Crypt to see if they had any “Bottom” t-shirts in stock. “No, we don’t,” said Ellie, the Crypt’s assistant manager. “It seems that only ‘Manwhore’ and ‘Piglet’ are in high demand these days.” Those t-shirts wouldn’t be appropriate for the ballpark, which is a “family setting.” But if you want to go to the game in a “Bottom” t-shirt—and who doesn’t?—you can design your own and get it this afternoon at B-Bam. Here’s mine…
See you at the ballpark!