Comments on Eat Your Hearts Out, Straight Boys
Dan, you old rogue, you!
Who knew you had a daughter! She's lovely!
Hopefully, she'll make you a grandpa soon!
I hope you've been washing that shirt in the hotel sink every night!
Yum.
Not as cute as Miss Iceland, though.
Be on the lookout for the Minnesota State Dairy Princess -- one of the "honors" that comes with that title is a bust of the winner molded out of butter.
I'm sure Graves would be happy to give you another country livin' art review about the butter-bust.
Dan you are way cuter than her.
Yowza!
Any chance we can get Wasilla-Nazi-Barbie to be replaced by her?
I volunteer for the vetting.
She's probably a republican. That makes her naaassstyyy.
Where's her hand?
Is she at the convention? For some strange reason, it seems weird to me that Miss Minnesota USA could express a political preference while in "uniform". I'm sure she's just welcoming the dirty ole' (men) party to her home state, though.
She's aright, I guess. She'd look better if she'd left her hair its natural color, though.
I'd rather eat HER out, if it's all the same to you. And I'm not talking about her heart.
Hey, YOU started it. So don't even...
A touch too skinny for my taste...
can you insert a digit or two in her for us straight boys?
Just don't wash that hand until the next slog happy...
(wow I even grossed myself out with that one)
Dude, next time ask for a drivers license next time.
That Miss TEEN Minnesota, you ped.
Here's the full size model:
Reppin' the Vera Project, Dan!
Right on.
I'll stick with Dan's new pal, Bailhead. Because I'm like that. But also because I like the thought of your chubby little Rove-like face gettin' all red and steamy.
you should post more pictures of yourself....my god, i have such a crush on you.
Did you catch that Slog? John Bailo only lusts after girls 20 and older.
Everyone else is a pedo, or a Gen-Xer, or something...
She looks tall ... Cool! Send her my way ... and she can totally wear heels on our first night out.
But wait, is that Miss TEEN USA?
Is she running for office too?
And change the shirt, Dan. That's two days in a row.
She is not Miss Teen Minnesota International, she is Miss Minnesota USA, and she is 20:
http://www.pageantupdate.net/missusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm
Miss Minnesota Teen USA 2008:
http://www.pageantupdate.net/missteenusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm
How dull. Dan. Hot boy pics. Go!
She is such a stick in those photos. I change my answer to "No, thanks."
yummy
Is the guy in the background wearing a bullet proof vest and holding a rake?
@20 Re: Same Shirt
Somebody didn't go home last night
Straight boys don't lust after young girls?
buy a suit - you'd get more pukes to talk to you.
She looks like a catchers mitt. Lay off the sun a lil' bit lady.
So her name is Kaylee Unverzagt. "Unverzagen" baffles Babel Fish and Google Translate, but it's clearly German. Any help from native-speakers out there? Just curious if this is an instance of namephreak-ism.
You are smiling cuz she farted?
she's too skinny, too tan, too frumpy.
with no personality or style...
her fakeness is unappealing.
@31 - it's a mispelt Unterzagt. Probably Danish therefore. Under Zagt which is probably also mispelt so might mean Under Hill or Under Bridge - probably a place name.
Underbridge? A troll, you mean?
She's going to be freakish-looking when she's thirty, but for now, she'll suit Grampa just fine. Sit over here, girlie; why, are those real buttons?
Good work. You don't look like you're thinking of canned hams at all in that photo.
what, lesbians don't like hot chicks?
She has John McCain's lovely cheek pouches.
Oh, Dan -- your dimples are much cuter than hers!
oh lord, @35 for the win!
Wow, Dan. Could you possibly look more gay?
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