Slog - Comments on Eat Your Hearts Out, Straight Boys http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys Copyright 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:36:27 -0800 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:02:48 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by michael strangeways Dan, you old rogue, you!

Who knew you had a daughter! She's lovely!

Hopefully, she'll make you a grandpa soon!

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121703 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121703 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:41:27 -0800 Comment by leek I hope you've been washing that shirt in the hotel sink every night!

]]> leek http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121704 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121704 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:41:42 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Yum.

Not as cute as Miss Iceland, though.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121708 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121708 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:42:32 -0800 Comment by MPLS Be on the lookout for the Minnesota State Dairy Princess -- one of the "honors" that comes with that title is a bust of the winner molded out of butter.
I'm sure Graves would be happy to give you another country livin' art review about the butter-bust.

]]> MPLS http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121712 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121712 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:43:44 -0800 Comment by Fly-Over Illinois Dan you are way cuter than her.

]]> Fly-Over Illinois http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121720 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121720 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:45:28 -0800 Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber Yowza!
Any chance we can get Wasilla-Nazi-Barbie to be replaced by her?
I volunteer for the vetting.

]]> Karlheinz Arschbomber http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121721 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:45:34 -0800 Comment by whatevs She's probably a republican. That makes her naaassstyyy.

]]> whatevs http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121723 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121723 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:45:55 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Where's her hand?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121725 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121725 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:46:23 -0800 Comment by Julie in Chicago Is she at the convention? For some strange reason, it seems weird to me that Miss Minnesota USA could express a political preference while in "uniform". I'm sure she's just welcoming the dirty ole' (men) party to her home state, though.

]]> Julie in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121731 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121731 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:48:49 -0800 Comment by Greg She's aright, I guess. She'd look better if she'd left her hair its natural color, though.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121747 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121747 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:52:26 -0800 Comment by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp I'd rather eat HER out, if it's all the same to you. And I'm not talking about her heart.

Hey, YOU started it. So don't even...

]]> Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121751 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121751 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:53:09 -0800 Comment by Jay A touch too skinny for my taste...

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121757 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121757 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:55:01 -0800 Comment by wisepunk can you insert a digit or two in her for us straight boys?

Just don't wash that hand until the next slog happy...

(wow I even grossed myself out with that one)

]]> wisepunk http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121761 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121761 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:55:37 -0800 Comment by John Bailo
Dude, next time ask for a drivers license next time.

That Miss TEEN Minnesota, you ped.

Here's the full size model:

http://www.trendite.net/2008/08/29/miss-minnesota-2008-angela-mcdermott-angie-mcdermott-to-sing-national-anthem-at-opening-session-of-republican-national-convention/

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121762 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121762 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:55:40 -0800 Comment by ebon Reppin' the Vera Project, Dan!

Right on.

]]> ebon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121771 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121771 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:58:27 -0800 Comment by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp (burp) I'll stick with Dan's new pal, Bailhead. Because I'm like that. But also because I like the thought of your chubby little Rove-like face gettin' all red and steamy.

]]> Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp (burp) http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121773 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121773 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:59:12 -0800 Comment by b you should post more pictures of yourself....my god, i have such a crush on you.

]]> b http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121787 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121787 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:02:22 -0800 Comment by w7ngman Did you catch that Slog? John Bailo only lusts after girls 20 and older.

Everyone else is a pedo, or a Gen-Xer, or something...

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121798 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121798 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:04:54 -0800 Comment by formerly OR Matt She looks tall ... Cool! Send her my way ... and she can totally wear heels on our first night out.

But wait, is that Miss TEEN USA?

]]> formerly OR Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121813 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121813 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:08:42 -0800 Comment by COMTE Is she running for office too?

And change the shirt, Dan. That's two days in a row.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121816 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121816 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:09:21 -0800 Comment by Mikki She is not Miss Teen Minnesota International, she is Miss Minnesota USA, and she is 20:

http://www.pageantupdate.net/missusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm

]]> Mikki http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121823 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121823 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:10:43 -0800 Comment by Mikki Miss Minnesota Teen USA 2008:

http://www.pageantupdate.net/missteenusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm

]]> Mikki http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121828 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121828 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:12:20 -0800 Comment by anthony How dull. Dan. Hot boy pics. Go!

]]> anthony http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121835 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121835 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:13:17 -0800 Comment by Greg She is such a stick in those photos. I change my answer to "No, thanks."

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121841 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:13:36 -0800 Comment by mnm yummy

]]> mnm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121879 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121879 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:21:19 -0800 Comment by DOUG. Is the guy in the background wearing a bullet proof vest and holding a rake?

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121885 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121885 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:21:49 -0800 Comment by Mahtli69 @20 Re: Same Shirt

Somebody didn't go home last night

]]> Mahtli69 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121912 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121912 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:27:26 -0800 Comment by Gloria Straight boys don't lust after young girls?

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121926 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121926 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:29:58 -0800 Comment by max solomon buy a suit - you'd get more pukes to talk to you.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121934 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121934 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:31:07 -0800 Comment by JJ She looks like a catchers mitt. Lay off the sun a lil' bit lady.

]]> JJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121945 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121945 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:33:21 -0800 Comment by rob So her name is Kaylee Unverzagt. "Unverzagen" baffles Babel Fish and Google Translate, but it's clearly German. Any help from native-speakers out there? Just curious if this is an instance of namephreak-ism.

]]> rob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121952 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121952 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:35:24 -0800 Comment by CommonKnowledge You are smiling cuz she farted?

]]> CommonKnowledge http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121965 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121965 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:37:31 -0800 Comment by titanic vandalism she's too skinny, too tan, too frumpy.
with no personality or style...

her fakeness is unappealing.

]]> titanic vandalism http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121983 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1121983 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:40:49 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @31 - it's a mispelt Unterzagt. Probably Danish therefore. Under Zagt which is probably also mispelt so might mean Under Hill or Under Bridge - probably a place name.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122001 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122001 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:44:44 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Underbridge? A troll, you mean?

She's going to be freakish-looking when she's thirty, but for now, she'll suit Grampa just fine. Sit over here, girlie; why, are those real buttons?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122036 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122036 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:52:50 -0800 Comment by Smade Good work. You don't look like you're thinking of canned hams at all in that photo.

]]> Smade http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122078 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122078 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:07:17 -0800 Comment by frede what, lesbians don't like hot chicks?

]]> frede http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122093 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:13:06 -0800 Comment by elenchos She has John McCain's lovely cheek pouches.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122112 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:21:19 -0800 Comment by Calpete Oh, Dan -- your dimples are much cuter than hers!

]]> Calpete http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122536 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122536 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:00:08 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle oh lord, @35 for the win!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1122679 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:52:20 -0800 Comment by snark Wow, Dan. Could you possibly look more gay?

]]> snark http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1125484 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/eat_your_hearts_out_straight_boys#c1125484 2008 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:02:48 -0800