here are some zingers that will make the crowd there go nuts:
- "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."
- "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change"
I don't think Dan, (if he were single) would have a chance...rumor has it, Anderson likes his cocktails on the spicy, Latin side...Dan's too whitebread for him.
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michael strangeways |
September 3, 2008 4:45 PM
Spicy latin side??? I might have a chance.... maybe. Im a poor excuse for an antonio banderas however. Actually I have no chance. Im a terrible latin.... does he go for twinks?!?!
Dear God, tell me he's on your "freebie" list - and that the list is laminated! LOL This is the first thing at the GOP national convention to make me smile!
#6 - Dan has been interviewed by Coop on CNN at least once, I believe on the Mary Cheney baby story. As always, he was articulated and surprisingly, dressed very preppy - nice!
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Ok, so tell me true: Are his ball hairs gray too...? I KNOW YOU KNOW!!
You bitch!
Wait. Why do you look like Andersen just farted?
BASTARD!!!! BASTARD!!!! BASTARD!!!!
Does he smell good?
Pfft...
like us straight girls have a chance.
You bitch!
Wait. Why do you look like Andersen just farted?
Had he heard of you?
Oh WOW!!!!!
He's soooo hot. You are so lucky! Anyway. So... no gay boys or straight women o.O what then??
You break a smile for Miss Minnesota, but not for Coop. Man, what gives?
Playing it cool, huh?
OMG WHOM IS FONDLING WHOM?
Yum.
Ask him if he's decided to stop being a Republican.
Is that a denim jacket on you?
I got nuthin'
Can't see your hands! Up to no good?
Swoon. I'd be in the middle of that sandwich ANY day!
I'm so waiting for Poe's response to this...
All we need is Le Juif and we'll have the Poe Holy Trinity.
LOOK AT THAT ADAMS APPLE!!!
Mama Gloria would never approve.
Sploogeworthy.
*spoilers* from the palin speech below.
here are some zingers that will make the crowd there go nuts:
- "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."
- "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change"
Can't see your hands! Up to no good?
Eh, you're hotter Dan.
A dilf with a nilf.
God, I hope you cut some of his hair to make a vodoo love doll with later. Or just licked him and said "that's from the Slog".
Um, he is SO FUCKING CUTE.
It's offical now. Dan is part of the elite liberal drive-by media as now seen with Anderson Cooper 180.
Whatever. If you see Dan Abrams, though, grab his ass for me.
woah, how did i end up in this thread?! please ignore the above post. sorry.
I don't think he's a Republican...
AND,
I don't think Dan, (if he were single) would have a chance...rumor has it, Anderson likes his cocktails on the spicy, Latin side...Dan's too whitebread for him.
what a stud.
Did he tell you that he wants to be your boo?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Spicy latin side??? I might have a chance.... maybe. Im a poor excuse for an antonio banderas however. Actually I have no chance. Im a terrible latin.... does he go for twinks?!?!
Is that a souvenir to bring home?
Snap into a slim jim!
Dear God, tell me he's on your "freebie" list - and that the list is laminated! LOL This is the first thing at the GOP national convention to make me smile!
...and a new breed of slash fiction is born.
Cooper-Savage 2016!
I DEMAND A JAKE SANDWICH
Oh Anderson.
He's just too pretty.
#6 - Dan has been interviewed by Coop on CNN at least once, I believe on the Mary Cheney baby story. As always, he was articulated and surprisingly, dressed very preppy - nice!
yes, and now that you've service straight men, gay men and straight women, can you please find campbell brown and send a shout out to us gay ladies :)
Kim @42 -
How about Rachel Maddow?
Didja hear the Daily Show reference to that bus? The "CNN Fuck Truck"?
Just sayin'.
If that ain't a study in contrasts, I don't know what is.
Dan, what closet did you you find him in?
@ 42: Campbell Brown? Really?
LUCKY BASTARD!!!!! did you pinch his bottom?
@37: Rule 34, my friend. Rule 34.
Man, it's not my heart I'd want him eating out. Damn that's gotta be tight.
Dan, put on a tie.
Anthony,
I think the general consensus is that, Yes, Anderson likes Latin flavored Twinkies...He's been seen on the streets of NY with more than one.
Which doesn't MEAN anything, of course...
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