Uh, that is one attractive Mormon. Damn.

You know that whole discussion about the male version of butterface? Can we come up with a term that describes someone who is hot, but has some sort of crazy belief system? Like a super-hot Mormon, or JW, or conservative Christian, or Republican?

I dunno...

Log Cabinette

Gay Patriot

A Total Loss

When it's the political equivalent of a butterface, I would call him a 'friend of George W'.

Mormons are easy.

Mormon guys are hot. That's a fact.

Holy fuck!

I guess they goofed when the decided not to include their 12 year old wives alongside them in the calendar.

These young men are about 20 years away from being old enough to score the 12 y/o brides.

I don't have a term for it, either, but I sure have the mental category. I think things like, "I'm not sticking it in YOU", or "No soup for you!!!", but I can't boil it down to a pithy phrase or word.

http://mormonsexposed.com/meet.php

Now if they had him posing in LDS-certified Jesus jammies, that would be really hot!

Mormons do not necessarily equal polygamists or creepy child-bride takers. Just sayin'.

And, for reals, that's one hot Mormon.

#7 Different Mormans.

during my 3 year mission, in Canada, I did about 40 of them - better than a Navy submarine - did that too

biology always wins, ask a sex advice writer

and the same sweet guys will not cheat on their women when they marry even if they cruise out now and then

@ Julie,

I know, I know! He's a "Tom Cruise".

I wonder what his missionary position is?

Thank you, Dan, for posting that smokin' hot picture again.

You want footage of hot Mermans?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRF71jBWG2I

Will they be doing a calendar of the disciplinary sessions? A DVD, perchance?

I saw this on a Spokesman-Review blog yesterday. Yawn. Try to keep up.

“conduct unbecoming a member of the church.”

huh-huh-huh, he said "member."

so, gay men, are the guys made hotter by their possible/likely virgin status? i know it increases their appeal for me...

Twinkies like this are the reason I don't answer the door when they come a-knocking*.

Send a man who looks like a man and maybe I'll pretend to listen to you while I ogle you.

Otherwise, leave me a pamphlet I can throw away.

*No prejudice intended to Mormons in general, one of my dearest friends is one. They just don't pick the "finest in masculinity" (aka "lumberjack-types") to spread their word.

Dude.

Screw old people.

Someone's rockin my dreamboat...It's an elder.

That Mormon on the cover, I totally want to get my hand down his temple garments.

Man, what took the Mormons so long? They're just trying to catch up with the Catholics, of course, with their humpy, babe-a-licious Vatican boy calendar, Calendario Romano:

http://www.calendarioromano.co.uk/

which has been around for years.

Can't touch them Catholics.

Oh, you do not want to hook up with a Mormon.

No matter how much fresh-scrubbed, corn-fed, clean-cut charm he may possess, it can only turn out to be a clumsy, desperate, sex-starved fumble followed by a series of intense, shame-based recriminations.

Take it from someone who knows.

Am I wrong or are there more gays amongst Mormons than in the general population? Because while I don't know many Mormons, about a third of those I do know are gay.

I want to figure out a way to get excommunicated. Being a practicing homosexual with extremely liberal views hasn't done the job so far.

@26, that's the best kind of sex there is.

I've been staring at that Mormon for like two days. Fortunately I have a dentist appointment this morning to break me of this obsession.

I love the URL above, mormonsexposed.com

It could read "Mormons Exposed" or "Mormon Sex, Posed".

I'll take either.

@27 There is some evidence that males lower in birth order are more likely to be gay. Since mormons have obnoxiously huge families, there's a greater chance that the youngest sons are homo.
I think Dan even posted something about this exact scenario some time ago.

Just an update, he was exed last night (what all former mo's call it) for this transgression. He hasn't been actively participating in the church, paying his 10% tithes or wearing the Jesus jammies(I love that description) for several years, so I guess the excommunication won't be all that tough on him.
As a former mo' myself, it's just as easy to resign.

Gosh, i'd like to invite him in to discuss celestial bodies.