Property of #41, indeed.

Oh, wow. I think if anyone was ever worried that Obama might end up reliving Dukakis's tank moment, they can stop worrying. What a badass!

I looked at that pic with Obama and frankly, I have to go jack off.

Hell, he makes Bill Clinton and JFK look like fucking pansies!

Jesus, that's hot.

And people wonder why he's treated like a rock star. He is a fucking rock star.

War is so sexy. I hope it never ends...oh wait, that's the other guy.

We won't support ball-less NO-Bama and will re-defeat him in November!!!

Yes Obama is such a sexy mofo i wish he'd come fuk my white ass.

So what's your point? Showing your ageism aren't you

Look closely; Is McCain adopting a Pen-Fist ala Bob Dole?

Eh, perhaps he's just trying to keep his hands off #41's swank cravat.

woo hoo woo hoo!

He wears shades. Oh. My. God!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wait till he's campaigning in Youngstown OH and Flint Michigan and Pensacola FL and Missouri and THEY SEE THOSE SHADES!!!!!

THEN WAIT TILL HE'S PRESIDENT OH MY GOD.

and...and...then he talks to the Senate ...and ...and...they see his SHADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WILL ALL VOTE FOR HEALTH CARE AND CLIMATE CHANGE THEN!!!!!!

Oh!~ My! God!!!!!

Actually, PC, in this Obama picture - let me just walk you through it here - he's not in Flint, he's not in Youngstown, he's in a fucking desert war zone. So forgive him the eye protection, huh? With sugar on top? You'll note, won't you, that he's not wearing a flight suit, he's not wearing a bullet-proof vest while surrounded with armored HumVees - he's wearing the typical uniform of the middle class . . . grant him casual Friday . . . and it's even something that doesn't look too amiss in a the Middle East. You must know, since you seem capable of speaking for the people in those cities, that they've got stuffed shirts and middle management in Flint and Pensacola, and those people, too, are suddenly finding they can't afford to fill their gas tanks or pay their mortgages. And they'll listen to him whether or not he's wearing shades. And really, honestly, and I hope this makes sense to you: they won't be listening to you.

John McSame is just too old.

I mean, the guy thinks Czechoslovakia is one country.

He actually thinks most people are Caucasian non-Hispanics in the West.

That's how out of date this guy is.

I knew Bob Dole, Bob Dole was a hero and lost an election.

McCain ain't even fit to hold a pen next to Bob Dole.

sweet shades. game over.

John McCain thinks Iraq and Pakistan share a common border.

Perhaps in John McCain's idealized Future, they do.

dreyfus/pappy '08

Roger Moore is a McCain supporter?

I also wanna know why Obama's in a helicopter, in Iraq, with David McKean from Spinal Tap?

John McCain's hitching a ride in 41's Poppymobile totally defines noblesse oblige. Ginger Rogers used to affect a cravat like that to camouflage her wattles - can 41 be similarly vain? Maybe this was a Flomax photo shoot...yes?

McCain finally found someone older than he is to be photographed with. The next picture taken of them was when Bush 41 rammed the golf cart into a crowd of people when he confused the accelerator for the brake. Three died.

Unfair. You show in Obama in a cool helicopter, McCain in a dinky golf cart. You have just as easily show McCain on the Medivac
he left the links in later that day.

hawt.

(the man in shades, not the golf cart and the old men.)

You wanna look young?

Hang out with older people.

Either those pepaws are on their way to a Metamucil jamboree or they're fixin' to film themselves a Viagra commercial!

@23: "Metamucil jamboree" is the most disturbing pair of words I've seen today. Good job!

You keep eating all that greasy restaurant food for your "Lunch Date" feature, Paul, and YOU'LL be needin' to go to a Metamucil Jamboree...

About time Obama finally made it over to Iraq.

The Iraq/Pakistan border, you mean?

@27, am I missing a joke, or do you know something Google maps doesn't?

@28, keep up with us.

Iranaqafgakistan

Well, actually, Obama's right, Nappy. Afghanistan and Pakistan are the real war, and Iraq Iran Iceland are the fake wars that have ZILCH to do with 9-11.

What the hell point do you think I was trying to make?

These photos need captions.

You know, like "Soon this will all be yours, my son."

Someone funny needs to try.

@19 wins

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damn straight, F-OI