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For god sakes, that's a toy. It's fake blood with a clear sheath over it.

Posted by The CHZA | July 17, 2008 4:51 PM
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Or someone put a knife with real-looking blood in an intersection, and they're on that nearby 3rd floor apartment, and they videotaped you freaking out, and they uploading the clip to youtube, and they already have 20 comments and 100 ratings.

Posted by stinkbug | July 17, 2008 4:52 PM
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Stinkbug- I lol'ed!

Posted by Cattymaran | July 17, 2008 4:56 PM
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yes, obviously one of those Halloween fake knives. Aren't you newspaper people supposed to check sources or whatever?

Posted by meggo | July 17, 2008 5:05 PM
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Posted by snarky | July 17, 2008 5:12 PM
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It could be very real.

Why didn't you use your brain and call the cops. It could be much needed evidence.

Oh, I know, you didn't want to get involved. What a patsy!

Posted by raindrop | July 17, 2008 5:14 PM
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it could be a toy used to murder someone..

Posted by Shane | July 17, 2008 5:17 PM
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Dang, I knew I left it somewhere.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 17, 2008 5:18 PM
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IT IS MINE!!!!

a real fake hatchet!!!! I confess!

I confess!

i confess.

Posted by daniel Bennett SINNAKER!!!!! | July 17, 2008 5:19 PM
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It fell from Mr. Poe's murse.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 17, 2008 5:31 PM
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a book cover for a new rwanda memoir?

Posted by SeMe | July 17, 2008 5:45 PM
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@10,

That's the most incriminating thing I've ever read.

Posted by Fargo North, Decoder | July 17, 2008 5:45 PM
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@10, has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Chelsea Alvarez-Bell?

Posted by rb | July 17, 2008 6:12 PM
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Obviously, the Madison Market employees are in union contract negotiations again.

Posted by tpn | July 17, 2008 7:29 PM
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I swear it was my friend Chris. We were messing around with the machete his father bought him once, and I cut my finger, and he's like, "Quick! Bleed on the machete!"

Wait, why hasn't Golob weighed in? That blood has to be fake because it hasn't clotted.

Posted by Amelia | July 17, 2008 9:41 PM
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"Aren't you newspaper people supposed to check sources or whatever?"

you're barking up the wrong tree my friend. the stranger's track record remains in tact.

Posted by Shits in the Stranger | July 18, 2008 7:58 AM
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that knife may be fake however a few days ago i did find a butcher knife stabbed in the ground at cal anderson surrounded by a brown red gooey substance.

it may have been brownie mix though

Posted by whomsRU | July 18, 2008 8:57 AM
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Shenanigans.

Posted by Greg | July 18, 2008 10:33 AM
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Can I' have i't?

I'd like to use i't to murder erran't apostrophe's.

Thank's!

Posted by Brad in Seattle | July 18, 2008 12:17 PM

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