Slog - Comments on I Found It: Urban Horror Edition http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition This just in from Slog tipper Scott: Ok, so about an hour ago I'm at the corner where Madison, 16th and Pine all come together. I'm on my bicycle waiting for the light to change when I look down and see a huge, machete-esque KNIFE COVERED WITH BLOOD lying in the crosswalk. Whether this implement was last used to carve up some tasty steaks or to brutally murder someone, the butcher/murderer was careful enough to put it back in it's protective vinyl sleeve before depositing it in the busy intersection. File under macabre.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:48:39 -0800 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:17:37 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by The CHZA For god sakes, that's a toy. It's fake blood with a clear sheath over it.

]]> The CHZA http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077010 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077010 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:51:20 -0800 Comment by stinkbug Or someone put a knife with real-looking blood in an intersection, and they're on that nearby 3rd floor apartment, and they videotaped you freaking out, and they uploading the clip to youtube, and they already have 20 comments and 100 ratings.

]]> stinkbug http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077012 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077012 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:52:08 -0800 Comment by Cattymaran Stinkbug- I lol'ed!

]]> Cattymaran http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077019 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:56:32 -0800 Comment by meggo yes, obviously one of those Halloween fake knives. Aren't you newspaper people supposed to check sources or whatever?

]]> meggo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077034 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:05:50 -0800 Comment by snarky only $5.99

http://www.factorycard.com/catalogservlet?productId=1476097&cvid=1032&subid=NAT1979522-sc10255365

]]> snarky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077045 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:12:14 -0800 Comment by raindrop It could be very real.

Why didn't you use your brain and call the cops. It could be much needed evidence.

Oh, I know, you didn't want to get involved. What a patsy!

]]> raindrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077050 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077050 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:14:58 -0800 Comment by Shane it could be a toy used to murder someone..

]]> Shane http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077052 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077052 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:17:14 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Dang, I knew I left it somewhere.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077055 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077055 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:18:54 -0800 Comment by daniel Bennett SINNAKER!!!!! IT IS MINE!!!!

a real fake hatchet!!!! I confess!

I confess!

i confess.

]]> daniel Bennett SINNAKER!!!!! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077056 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077056 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:19:37 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball It fell from Mr. Poe's murse.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077073 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077073 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:31:39 -0800 Comment by SeMe a book cover for a new rwanda memoir?

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077091 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077091 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:45:12 -0800 Comment by Fargo North, Decoder @10,

That's the most incriminating thing I've ever read.

]]> Fargo North, Decoder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077094 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077094 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:45:50 -0800 Comment by rb @10, has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Chelsea Alvarez-Bell?

]]> rb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077118 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:12:26 -0800 Comment by tpn Obviously, the Madison Market employees are in union contract negotiations again.

]]> tpn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077159 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077159 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:29:13 -0800 Comment by Amelia I swear it was my friend Chris. We were messing around with the machete his father bought him once, and I cut my finger, and he's like, "Quick! Bleed on the machete!"

Wait, why hasn't Golob weighed in? That blood has to be fake because it hasn't clotted.

]]> Amelia http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077221 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077221 City Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:41:48 -0800 Comment by Shits in the Stranger "Aren't you newspaper people supposed to check sources or whatever?"

you're barking up the wrong tree my friend. the stranger's track record remains in tact.

]]> Shits in the Stranger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077333 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077333 City Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:58:39 -0800 Comment by whomsRU that knife may be fake however a few days ago i did find a butcher knife stabbed in the ground at cal anderson surrounded by a brown red gooey substance.

it may have been brownie mix though

]]> whomsRU http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077356 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077356 City Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:57:41 -0800 Comment by Greg Shenanigans.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077432 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077432 City Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:33:09 -0800 Comment by Brad in Seattle Can I' have i't?

I'd like to use i't to murder erran't apostrophe's.

Thank's!

]]> Brad in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077544 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_found_it_urban_horror_edition#c1077544 City Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:17:37 -0800