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Kelly O and Ari Spool give Ken Schram can of Rize, Ken Schram drink Rize, freak out, Hulk out, KEN SCHRAM BECOME HULK!

HULK WILL SMASH SOUTH PARK NEIGHBORHOOD WHINERS!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | June 18, 2008 6:30 PM
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Most of the Schrammies are like this. They are normally based on .1% of information for any given topic.

Posted by la | June 18, 2008 6:45 PM
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What a great response by Wendy. That was lovely!

Posted by tomasyalba | June 18, 2008 7:08 PM
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Go Wendy! Your cafe sounds totes fun. I hope it happens for you and I hope they serve kick-ass coffee.

Posted by Jimmy Jackhammer | June 18, 2008 7:21 PM
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Give me the table with a view! The dump rules. Not only would it be great if people paid a bit more attention to the ol' garbage stream, but a dump cafe would be boy birthday headquarters! The guy in the bomb-proof bulldozer could sign bits of scrap.

Posted by ROAG | June 18, 2008 7:27 PM
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Ken Schramm is Will in Seattle with a bigger megaphone. Set to ignore.

Posted by Fnarf | June 18, 2008 7:37 PM
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Anyone who has waited (and waited and waited and waited) in line for the transfer station can appreciate how this might be a good idea - if for nothing else than the bathroom.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | June 18, 2008 7:54 PM
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No kidding.

In Denver they dug a huge pit for the foundation of a new skyscraper, and it drew crowds so large to watch the workers down in the bottom of the hole they put up bleachers to accommodate them.

Is there really a bomb proof bulldozer? What's it like?

Posted by elenchos | June 18, 2008 8:13 PM
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Sulk,

I appreciate the tribute.

Posted by Charles_Mudede_Is_A_Latent_Racist | June 18, 2008 8:55 PM
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Who doesn't love infrastructure? One vanilla latte', please, and let's watch a compactor!

Posted by P to the J | June 18, 2008 8:57 PM
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Who doesn't love infrastructure? One vanilla latte', please, and let's watch a compactor!

Posted by P to the J | June 18, 2008 8:58 PM
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I don't get the Schram segment at all. Who at KOMO thought it was a good idea to give that loon a microphone? It's like listening to someone read the PI Soundoffs.

Posted by rb | June 18, 2008 9:17 PM
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Ha, Fnarf. I thought that too, but not right away. "And Tim, let’s not do lunch" is priceless.

As far as the photo goes, my guess is that Spanganthal ran across Schram's Sunday horseshoe game at about 4:30 in the afternoon.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 18, 2008 9:54 PM
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You've never seen the transfer station bulldozer?! It's like the caged tractor scooping up golf balls at the driving range -- times a million. You can throw shit at it and the driver doesn't flinch. Very Idiocracy.

Posted by ROAG | June 18, 2008 9:56 PM
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@6 - exactly.

He's usually right, and upsets those who rely on "what everyone knows" as if it were the truth.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 18, 2008 11:47 PM
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(oh, and @8 ... no, there is no such thing as a bomb-proof bulldozer, not when we have the MOAB ...)

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 19, 2008 1:09 AM
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"Who at KOMO thought it was a good idea to give that loon a microphone?"

Every World-Class City needs an Andy Rooney

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | June 19, 2008 6:42 AM
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We can make it part of the city's Municipal Services Tour. Go see the trash compactor from the live feed at the South Park Cafe! Watch the Garbage Train set off from behind Greg Kucera gallery! Thrill to see line workers separate recyclables at the transfer station! Then, if you still have energy, go up north to the Brightwater Interpretive Center and you can see (but not smell) the wastewater treatment process.

I'm thinking about putting together a map for tourists. Anybody know a good print shop?

Posted by Greg | June 19, 2008 8:27 AM
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Will:

He's usually right

Holy shit, Will, you never cease to amaze. You're a fan of Ken Schramm. That's just classic.

Posted by Fnarf | June 19, 2008 9:14 AM
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CMIALR,

I do not understand your strange sense of humor. Please explain.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | June 19, 2008 9:24 AM
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You know you miss my show.

Posted by Town Meeting | June 19, 2008 10:29 AM

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