Kelly O and Ari Spool give Ken Schram can of Rize, Ken Schram drink Rize, freak out, Hulk out, KEN SCHRAM BECOME HULK!
HULK WILL SMASH SOUTH PARK NEIGHBORHOOD WHINERS!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Most of the Schrammies are like this. They are normally based on .1% of information for any given topic.
What a great response by Wendy. That was lovely!
Go Wendy! Your cafe sounds totes fun. I hope it happens for you and I hope they serve kick-ass coffee.
Give me the table with a view! The dump rules. Not only would it be great if people paid a bit more attention to the ol' garbage stream, but a dump cafe would be boy birthday headquarters! The guy in the bomb-proof bulldozer could sign bits of scrap.
Ken Schramm is Will in Seattle with a bigger megaphone. Set to ignore.
Anyone who has waited (and waited and waited and waited) in line for the transfer station can appreciate how this might be a good idea - if for nothing else than the bathroom.
No kidding.
In Denver they dug a huge pit for the foundation of a new skyscraper, and it drew crowds so large to watch the workers down in the bottom of the hole they put up bleachers to accommodate them.
Is there really a bomb proof bulldozer? What's it like?
Sulk,
I appreciate the tribute.
Who doesn't love infrastructure? One vanilla latte', please, and let's watch a compactor!
Who doesn't love infrastructure? One vanilla latte', please, and let's watch a compactor!
I don't get the Schram segment at all. Who at KOMO thought it was a good idea to give that loon a microphone? It's like listening to someone read the PI Soundoffs.
Ha, Fnarf. I thought that too, but not right away. "And Tim, let’s not do lunch" is priceless.
As far as the photo goes, my guess is that Spanganthal ran across Schram's Sunday horseshoe game at about 4:30 in the afternoon.
You've never seen the transfer station bulldozer?! It's like the caged tractor scooping up golf balls at the driving range -- times a million. You can throw shit at it and the driver doesn't flinch. Very Idiocracy.
@6 - exactly.
He's usually right, and upsets those who rely on "what everyone knows" as if it were the truth.
(oh, and @8 ... no, there is no such thing as a bomb-proof bulldozer, not when we have the MOAB ...)
"Who at KOMO thought it was a good idea to give that loon a microphone?"
Every World-Class City needs an Andy Rooney
We can make it part of the city's Municipal Services Tour. Go see the trash compactor from the live feed at the South Park Cafe! Watch the Garbage Train set off from behind Greg Kucera gallery! Thrill to see line workers separate recyclables at the transfer station! Then, if you still have energy, go up north to the Brightwater Interpretive Center and you can see (but not smell) the wastewater treatment process.
I'm thinking about putting together a map for tourists. Anybody know a good print shop?
Will:
He's usually right
CMIALR,
I do not understand your strange sense of humor. Please explain.
You know you miss my show.
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