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Monday, June 2, 2008

Hillary’s Choice

posted by on June 2 at 14:30 PM

Barack Obama has offered to meet Hillary Clinton “at a time and place of her choosing” to talk about the way forward for Democrats.

So where will Clinton choose? The mind spins with possibilities: Appalachia? Puerto Rico? Perhaps a dive bar where the two of them can have a shot and a beer?

I assume our commenters will have several other suggestions…

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Posted by Mr. Poe | June 2, 2008 2:37 PM

Perhaps while quail hunting on a West Texas game ranch?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 2, 2008 2:37 PM

Somewhere with sniper fire.

Posted by Travis | June 2, 2008 2:38 PM

Most likely an exposed grassy knoll on a sunny day with no breeze.

Posted by Not hard | June 2, 2008 2:40 PM


Posted by max solomon | June 2, 2008 2:44 PM

Mrs. Clinton in the library, with the candlestick.

Posted by The CHZA | June 2, 2008 2:44 PM

In an underground bunker in Utah (Cheney upgraded, you understand) where she'll sit in an ultra-modern boardroom, petting an ocelot. It's only when the drinks are served that she'll look at Obama and say:

"No Mr. Obama, I expect you... to remember that Bobby Kennedy didn't get the nomination until JUNE!!!!"

That'll be when she starts cackling maniacally until one of her henchmen has to pat her on the back to stop the coughing.

Posted by Chris B | June 2, 2008 2:49 PM

The CHZA's is funnier than what I was going to write.

Posted by Fnarf | June 2, 2008 2:49 PM


Posted by JC | June 2, 2008 2:50 PM

All the way to the convention, biatches.

Posted by w7ngman | June 2, 2008 2:51 PM

You GUYS, joking about Clinton killing Huessein ISNT FUNNEH! reeaarrggghh

Posted by Reeyarhgh, Male ECB here | June 2, 2008 2:54 PM

Oh man, there's gonna be some hot interracial MILF action at that time and place of Hil's choosing.

Posted by code for fucking | June 2, 2008 2:54 PM

#14, yeah, really. How do you go up against the man that single-handedly caught the Green River Killer?

Posted by w7ngman | June 2, 2008 2:54 PM

Well, that was obviously the wrong post.

Posted by w7ngman | June 2, 2008 2:56 PM

This whole thing is such a travesty they should stop the charade and put on a reality tv SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRR.

Have people call in and voice THEIR opinion, while Obama and Hillary sit on big cozy couches, chatting like the girls on the view.

While sipping coffee, they can discuss important topics like fall fashion, who's hot in hollywood, and funny local news stories.

All the while, you (the viewer!) can cast your vote on the next president. Your vote matters!

They could even have guests every hour....just keep the votes coming! Don't let your favorite get sent home!

Posted by Original Monique | June 2, 2008 2:58 PM

At Smith, duh.

Posted by kid icarus | June 2, 2008 3:01 PM


Posted by Original Monique | June 2, 2008 3:05 PM

Candidates: your final challenge for the winner or "Project:President" is this: Create a faboulous 12 piece collection of super delegates that you will show during Olympic Fashion Week.

Posted by Tim Gunn | June 2, 2008 3:07 PM

Hil's list: US Embassy in Baghdad? Guantanomo? set of West Wing? the house in Chappaquah?

Obama's list: Portland - Riverfront Park!

I have this Manchurian Candidate recurring dream where Hils is Obama's handler. Frightening....

Posted by jackseattle | June 2, 2008 3:13 PM

Moe Bar!!!

Posted by Cale | June 2, 2008 3:15 PM

Neverland Ranch..
i don't know why.a small voice just popped in my head whispering 'neverland neverland..' and that's what i went with.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | June 2, 2008 3:22 PM

Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by The Smoking Man | June 2, 2008 3:24 PM

There are few conflicts in life, in my view, that are not best solved by an oil wrestling match. This is no exception.

Posted by tsm | June 2, 2008 3:35 PM

Moe Bar.

With Mr. Poe moderating.

But an oil wrestling match would probably get a lot of people really interested in the race.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 2, 2008 3:43 PM

on the tyra banks show

Posted by kim | June 2, 2008 3:45 PM

The love suite of Burkle's 747.

Posted by Milehigh Club | June 2, 2008 3:53 PM

Mr. Poe doesn't do moderation, Will.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 2, 2008 3:56 PM

Gee, no one suggested TUCC midnight.....on Friday 6/13 ..what could be more obvious!!

anyway Obama's making the right moves, kudos, they (and we) have to work together so we win, then enact everything.

Posted by PC | June 2, 2008 3:56 PM

I know that (1) it's not on to talk about death and candidates and (2) quoting Monty Python is not amusing, but isn't the Clinton campaign's resemblance to the Black Knight from the Holy Grail striking?

Posted by Eric F | June 2, 2008 3:59 PM

It's true. I've never been good at it. One extreme to the next, please.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 2, 2008 4:25 PM

@27 - he might if Obama lubed up ...

Although we might need a stand-in for Hils ... maybe she could wear a Mexican fighting outfit, or a Superhero outfit from Brazil?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 2, 2008 4:33 PM

oh, hey, any word on any Election Watch or Victory or Death Watch or Thank-the-FSM-it's-over parties on Tuesday night?

Because, unless meteorites fall from the sky ... that's it. The end.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 2, 2008 4:35 PM

Them's fightin' words.

Posted by City Hick | June 2, 2008 4:55 PM


-WWE Friday Night Brawl at the Tacoma Dome.
-With switchblades and color-coordinated gangs in an alley, complete with Sondheim/Bernstein music and lyrics.
-Pie-eating contest in Iowa.
-Nationally-televised roshambo contest.
-Behind the Mormon church after school gets out.

Posted by Jessica | June 2, 2008 4:57 PM

they should meet on second life.

Posted by kim | June 2, 2008 5:46 PM

I'd suggest a hollowed-out volcano, but I have a feeling she'll say "Denver"

Posted by Andy Niable | June 2, 2008 6:54 PM

A dark, out of the way, motel. The room at the end. Draw the curtains.

Posted by LMSW | June 2, 2008 7:04 PM

#34, would that be the rock-paper-scissors brand of roshambo or the kicking each other in the nuts brand?

Posted by w7ngman | June 2, 2008 8:04 PM

At her church ?

Posted by Odrama | June 2, 2008 8:40 PM

@38: either/or.

I'd also be open to watching them battle it out on Battlegrounds, World of Warcraft style.

Posted by Jessica | June 2, 2008 8:53 PM

California Pizza Kitchen.

Posted by Tina | June 2, 2008 9:14 PM

I can't believe that no one has said, "On a cold day in hell."

Also, want to hear fnarf's idea.

Posted by Diana | June 2, 2008 9:25 PM

Club Seattle.

Posted by Ari Spool | June 3, 2008 12:08 AM

#16, as long as she sits under the garage door.

Posted by w7ngman | June 3, 2008 12:23 AM


Posted by ams | June 3, 2008 1:15 AM

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