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Firstly, that is possibly the greatest, most pointless association ever. Way to raise awareness of sauce, guys! I never would have known it existed.

Secondly, that astrology chart sucks, as I don't even like ranch dressing very much and I'm totally Taurean.

Posted by Abby | June 27, 2008 4:03 PM

knock off early & break out the stranger staff bong.

Posted by max solomon | June 27, 2008 4:06 PM

I'm a Gemini and I prefer oil & vinegar, natch.

Posted by levide | June 27, 2008 4:08 PM

As an Aries they have me absolutely nailed. Not only am I partial to low-fat vinaigrettes, but when I cook at home I almost always prepare a salad. The only part they got wrong was the bit about avoiding temptation by only having two flavors of salad dressing on hand, instead of 3 or 4. I only use one salad dressing, which I make from scratch; a dash of olive oil, a dash of champagne vinegar, some seasoned salt, lots of cracked pepper and some fennel seeds.

Posted by The Artist Formerly Known As Sigourney Beaver | June 27, 2008 4:10 PM

YES! That is the first time I've heard Capricorns referred to as "the life of the party" - usually we're described as "loyal", "responsible", "steadfast" adn "thrifty".

In short, boring.

Posted by KatieDewi | June 27, 2008 4:14 PM


Are you fricking kidding?

We're Italian dressing with extra herbs!

Ranch is for dipping breaded fried mushrooms.

... dang Philistines!

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 27, 2008 4:20 PM

I am, apparently, a "Salsa Fancier."

Posted by Eric Grandy | June 27, 2008 4:34 PM

Sagittarians are more likely to be female? Is there something about being conceived in late February/early March to make that so? That doesn't make any sense to me.

Posted by keshmeshi | June 27, 2008 4:41 PM

I'm in awe of the corporate food power that limits our salad dressing choices to FIVE, all of which are completely full of shit corn-syrup gunk. I make my own salad dressing, thankyouverymuch, and I have a thousand recipes, and I never use any of them -- I make it up on the fly, never the same twice, with limitless combinations of olive oil, balsamic, lemon juice, soy, sesame oil, garlic, pepper, salt, herbs, shallots, mustard, roasted pine nuts, roasted walnuts, and a thousand other things. So where do I fit in?

Posted by Fnarf | June 27, 2008 5:33 PM

Say "YES" to War on Iraq by Dan Savage Oct. 2002

"War may be bad for children and other living things, but there are times when peace is worse for children and other living things, and this is one of those times."

"The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we're going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves."

Washington Post June 27, 2008

"Bomb Kills Marines, Iraqi Tribal Leaders
At Least 40 Die in Two Separate Attacks"

Posted by oopsdanmadeamistakeohwellbacktoeatingassholes | June 28, 2008 9:43 AM

8, i saw that too. very scientific.

Posted by ellarosa | June 29, 2008 10:54 AM

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