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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Dino Rossi: Seattle Voters Suck Ass

posted by on June 18 at 11:27 AM

Gee, look what Dino Rossi is telling voters in Eastern Washington…


That’s right: Seattle stole the last election. And we pulled off this daring heist by showing up at the polls in 2004 and giving Christine Gregoire a majority—a bare majority—of the votes cast.

Hm. I don’t see as how it’s in Dino’s best interest to call Seattle voters a bunch of crooks seeing as how Dino is gonna need to scare up some more votes in Seattle this time if he actually wants to be Governor. But, hey, I’m sure that Dino cleared this Seattle-bashing crap with his political consultants, who in turn assured Dino that no one in Seattle would ever see these yard signs.

Via Horseass.

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This guy is a loser, and a shill for the BIAW.

Posted by demo kid | June 18, 2008 11:31 AM

If it doesn't say "Paid for by Valentino Rossi", then Valentino Rossi had nothing to do with it.

Posted by elenchos | June 18, 2008 11:33 AM

Granted, we ARE all baby-raping, gay-marrying, snooty elitist, election stealing sodomites.

I just love it when politicians play to the sticks, safe in the knowledge it could never ever ever bite them in the ass.

Posted by Karla | June 18, 2008 11:36 AM

Can we order those yard signs and put them at intersections in Seattle?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 18, 2008 11:42 AM

Good point, @2.

Everyone calm down, get back into your hybrids (or onto your Vespas), and don't get your fair-trade cotton gender-neutral underthings in a twist.

Posted by Ziggity | June 18, 2008 11:50 AM

Them are fightin' words!

Posted by Brad | June 18, 2008 11:55 AM


Well, Goldy's trying to get a fund going to set this up as a billboard somewhere in the city, I'd advise you watch that and throw in $20!

Posted by Juris | June 18, 2008 11:57 AM

Don't let the population center and economic engine that drives the entire state steal this election.

@4- A rare good idea, Will!

Posted by Mahtli69 | June 18, 2008 11:58 AM

Anyone going to Eastern Washington soon and want to collect a few of these to post in Seattle?

Posted by boxofbirds | June 18, 2008 12:02 PM

if we (king county) could have counted accurately in the first place, there would be no accusations of election theft.

Posted by max solomon | June 18, 2008 12:03 PM

@8 - rare?

You mean like my idea that Rossi should have spent the last two years in a combat unit in Iraq?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 18, 2008 12:07 PM


It's hard to count correctly here, with all the baby-raping as mentioned in #3. It just takes up too much of our time.

Posted by Original Monique | June 18, 2008 12:10 PM

Dino sez: Seattel stealed election. I can haz gov'ner manshun?

Posted by rb | June 18, 2008 12:20 PM

Photoshop. Not a bad one. LOL.

Posted by Bob | June 18, 2008 12:24 PM

@7 shit, where can I contribute?

Posted by Rotten666 | June 18, 2008 12:25 PM

Is this mike on?

Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Iran

Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Iran

Posted by Dino in Spokane | June 18, 2008 12:26 PM

@11 - OK, you're on a roll

Posted by Mahtli69 | June 18, 2008 12:31 PM

Fuck Eastern Washington, let's have King County break off the state and start our own state. And we'll take our tax base with us!!

Or we could just nuke Spokane; you know, just to make sure our missles work and all.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | June 18, 2008 12:48 PM

Well, at least he's not trying to copy Obama's logo and color scheme, and admits to being a GOP-er.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | June 18, 2008 12:57 PM

I have a sign for Gov. Gregoire "Dino Rossi is icky."

Posted by Vince | June 18, 2008 1:34 PM

I dunno, he's got a point: Seattle voters do suck ass.

Posted by Greg | June 18, 2008 3:00 PM

@21 - we're not talking about you, Greg.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 18, 2008 3:04 PM
Posted by JenK | June 18, 2008 3:32 PM

Denial is Bush Tactic 101, @23.

Doesn't mean he's not lying.

He's a Red Bushie - it's what they do.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 18, 2008 4:48 PM

Dino did win the count 3 times before losing the 4th. Seattle votes kept coming out of nowhere???

Posted by Big Rich | June 19, 2008 11:03 AM

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