Does this mean they're not reared by two roosters?

Heh, yeah, launches them at the cockpit of an airplane. Remember to thaw them first!

Remember, what goes up must go down.

Or was that what goes down must go up?

I am so confused now ... I'm going to go look it up on Wikipedia and find out that chickens don't exist.

Well it's a dumb headline, but it's actually great news. Chipotle has been quietly moving towards locally grown, humanely treated chickens like those at Polyface Farm. It would be awesome if more fast food companies followed their lead.

Resurrected to order! yummy tasty

This reminds me of when Boeing surplus auctioned off one of those chicken guns...

As God is my witness, I thought chickens could fly!

What they mean to say was "“Chipotle Launches Naturally Braised Chicken”.

*meant

Mmmm....McPotle...yes, regardless of how good or healthy their food is...the end result is you're just feeding the McMachine...

Where did they launch it to? I know NASA is interested in getting back to the moon; perhaps they sent it there to peck around a bit.