Comments on My Kind of Tourism

Nancy Cartwright's sister was the religious education director at my church. Nancy's belief system and job were never mentioned by anyone that I knew of, but it was always the elephant in the room when families-- or the Simpsons came up(and at the time it was the early 90s, so they came up a lot).

"wandering down Hollywood Boulevard"

I did that back in August 2001 when I went to the Hollywood film festival. I stayed at a youth hostel for $16 a night for 3 nights. Gotta love those hookers as bunkmates.

My relief that they let you go knows no bounds. But I am worried what secret messages they implanted you with while you viewed the exhibits. If your lunch dates start being about Hubbard books we'll have to find a de-programmer.

You should do Battlefield Earth as the next Book Club of the Damned. I double dog dare you!

Ooh! Ooh! Per their dogma every org has a fully-equipped office waiting empty and ready for L. Ron to use should he finally figure out how to resurrect his fat ass and come back to lead them.

The office is complete down to a fresh pack of his favorite ciggys, Kools. Except rumor has it that they can't keep 'em in there any more, as all the broke-ass Scienos steal the smokes.

Did the museum have the fake empty office? Was there a pack of Kools in it? I so woulda have tried to nick 'em if I was you...

I hope you gave them a fake address. I've been getting Scientology junk-mail since '92.

This story was alright, but nobody got shot. Sooo....

I can't believe you went in there alone.

Paul,

Can you teach the rest of the SLOG staff how to use jumps?

Thanks.

I've always wondered what goes on in there...good story.