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Unfortunately the "Mac" uses a PC in real life.

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | May 13, 2008 3:13 PM

I just started to laugh at my cubicle by 00:38....BTW, you think Christ would walk around with his crown of thorns for everyday casual wear?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 13, 2008 3:14 PM


Posted by Lindy | May 13, 2008 3:16 PM

What he needs is some of that LDS nooky. Plenty to go around.

Posted by Vince | May 13, 2008 3:16 PM

Sorry if I echo, post problems. Maybe he should try some of that FLDS nooky. Plenty of that to go around and it's Jesus approved.

Posted by Vince | May 13, 2008 3:27 PM

I'm digging Jesus' practical pocket on his tunic and also his stigmata.

Posted by Misty Brown | May 13, 2008 3:35 PM

Maybe if he wasn't all pasty and jowly she'd be more attentive.

Posted by AMB | May 13, 2008 4:10 PM

I've got to remember some of these lines for the next time gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.

Posted by PJ | May 13, 2008 4:22 PM

that is, my wife gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.

Posted by PJ | May 13, 2008 4:24 PM

i'm sure barry white's estate did not give them permission to use that wonderful song. i'm sure of it.

Posted by charles mudede | May 13, 2008 4:45 PM

Is Jesus pregnant?

Posted by Henrietta | May 13, 2008 5:37 PM

Behold the power! John Candy has been raised from the dead to bring us this important public service vignette!

Posted by saxfanatic | May 13, 2008 7:55 PM

Jesus has a mullet and a crown of sticks? wuss

Anyway, the Saudis have obviously solved all these temptations. Ol' jowly just needs to convert

Posted by sparky | May 13, 2008 9:13 PM

"You don't have to be in bondage."

Posted by Kaylie | May 13, 2008 10:00 PM

This guy is pretty pathetic... how many people are you gonna blame before you figure out Jesus ain't buyin' your sob stories?

Posted by iflurry | May 14, 2008 11:20 AM

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