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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

“It’s just my man flesh, Jesus.”

posted by on May 13 at 15:04 PM

You might think that, what with the tornadoes and cyclones and earthquakes and elections and all, that even Christians would conclude that Jesus has His hands full at the moment. But the Lord can always has time for a Christian with a porn problem, according to Godtube…

The actor playing Jesus looks a little old for the part, I have to say. And is it just me or are Christian Mac users not nearly as a cute as secular Mac users? Still, I’m thinking Brendan might be right: the regional theater tony went to the wrong company.

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Unfortunately the "Mac" uses a PC in real life.

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | May 13, 2008 3:13 PM

I just started to laugh at my cubicle by 00:38....BTW, you think Christ would walk around with his crown of thorns for everyday casual wear?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 13, 2008 3:14 PM


Posted by Lindy | May 13, 2008 3:16 PM

What he needs is some of that LDS nooky. Plenty to go around.

Posted by Vince | May 13, 2008 3:16 PM

Sorry if I echo, post problems. Maybe he should try some of that FLDS nooky. Plenty of that to go around and it's Jesus approved.

Posted by Vince | May 13, 2008 3:27 PM

I'm digging Jesus' practical pocket on his tunic and also his stigmata.

Posted by Misty Brown | May 13, 2008 3:35 PM

Maybe if he wasn't all pasty and jowly she'd be more attentive.

Posted by AMB | May 13, 2008 4:10 PM

I've got to remember some of these lines for the next time gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.

Posted by PJ | May 13, 2008 4:22 PM

that is, my wife gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.

Posted by PJ | May 13, 2008 4:24 PM

i'm sure barry white's estate did not give them permission to use that wonderful song. i'm sure of it.

Posted by charles mudede | May 13, 2008 4:45 PM

Is Jesus pregnant?

Posted by Henrietta | May 13, 2008 5:37 PM

Behold the power! John Candy has been raised from the dead to bring us this important public service vignette!

Posted by saxfanatic | May 13, 2008 7:55 PM

Jesus has a mullet and a crown of sticks? wuss

Anyway, the Saudis have obviously solved all these temptations. Ol' jowly just needs to convert

Posted by sparky | May 13, 2008 9:13 PM

"You don't have to be in bondage."

Posted by Kaylie | May 13, 2008 10:00 PM

This guy is pretty pathetic... how many people are you gonna blame before you figure out Jesus ain't buyin' your sob stories?

Posted by iflurry | May 14, 2008 11:20 AM

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