Religion “It’s just my man flesh, Jesus.”
posted by on May 13 at 15:04 PM
You might think that, what with the tornadoes and cyclones and earthquakes and elections and all, that even Christians would conclude that Jesus has His hands full at the moment. But the Lord can always has time for a Christian with a porn problem, according to Godtube…
The actor playing Jesus looks a little old for the part, I have to say. And is it just me or are Christian Mac users not nearly as a cute as secular Mac users? Still, I’m thinking Brendan might be right: the regional theater tony went to the wrong company.
Unfortunately the "Mac" uses a PC in real life.
I just started to laugh at my cubicle by 00:38....BTW, you think Christ would walk around with his crown of thorns for everyday casual wear?
Humans are SO FUCKING WEIRD.
What he needs is some of that LDS nooky. Plenty to go around.
Sorry if I echo, post problems. Maybe he should try some of that FLDS nooky. Plenty of that to go around and it's Jesus approved.
I'm digging Jesus' practical pocket on his tunic and also his stigmata.
Maybe if he wasn't all pasty and jowly she'd be more attentive.
I've got to remember some of these lines for the next time gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.
that is, my wife gives me a hard time for looking at internet porn.
i'm sure barry white's estate did not give them permission to use that wonderful song. i'm sure of it.
Is Jesus pregnant?
Behold the power! John Candy has been raised from the dead to bring us this important public service vignette!
Jesus has a mullet and a crown of sticks? wuss
Anyway, the Saudis have obviously solved all these temptations. Ol' jowly just needs to convert
"You don't have to be in bondage."
This guy is pretty pathetic... how many people are you gonna blame before you figure out Jesus ain't buyin' your sob stories?
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