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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Richard Quest Thought Process Flow Chart

posted by on April 22 at 8:40 AM

We know what was wrapped around Quest’s junk (a rope, also tied to his neck) what was in Quest’s boot (a dildo), and what was in Quest’s pocket (meth). But what was going through Richard Quest’s mind when he got busted in Central Park last week? 23/6—”some of the news, most of the time”—has the flow chart.

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1

this made my morning. KNN--the kinky news network.

Posted by scary tyler moore | April 22, 2008 9:02 AM
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It's kind of funny, but I wish the people who drew these "flowcharts" actually knew how flowcharts worked. (Nerd).

I do think Dick Quest was rather fated to meet this sort of end, with a name like that.

Posted by Fnarf | April 22, 2008 9:05 AM
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Richard Quest is my favorite TV news person of all time. I used to watch him anchor CNN international every morning when I lived in Germany. I am sorry to hear him lose all his credibility this way. Its, very very sad.

Posted by Original Monique | April 22, 2008 9:51 AM
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I would like a clarification on whether they mean boot-shoe or boot-trunk. I think there's some British confusion going on here, unless you can explain to me why and how someone might stuff a dildo in his shoe.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | April 22, 2008 9:52 AM
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@3: Geez... All it takes is a dildo, some rope, and a bag of meth to lose credibility with you?

All I gotta say is thank god I'm not subject to public scrutiny...

Posted by Queen_of_Sleaze | April 22, 2008 10:09 AM
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If he was a sportscaster, he'd be publicly shamed for a while, then back at work in a year or so. Someone send him Marv Alpert's phone number. Or Harold Reynolds's.

Posted by Fnarf | April 22, 2008 10:13 AM

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