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posted by April 10 at 16:09 PMon
Of course, people have been writing dirty captions for Family Circus cartoons for years, probably decades (My favorite altered Family Circus caption, made by an old roommate, involves the word “joe-bob,” and that’s all I’ll say about it, and once, when I was bored, I took the lyrics from Leonard Cohen’s song “Suzanne” and applied them to Family Circus cartoons in such a way to make it seem as though Dolly and Jeffy were star-crossed lovers), but this is notable for a brief click-by if just because the captions and the images sometimes mesh a little too well.
For instance, the caption to this cartoon:
Reads, “After the old god has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the world.”
And the caption to this:
Reads, “A subject for a great poet would be God’s boredom after the seventh day of creation.”
And as an added bonus, when you’re done with the random generator, your workday has been decreased by another fifteen minutes.