Comments on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father...

Wait, now you're including any cases of domestic violence that don't even include the child?

Next on ECDaMaaF: Mother found to have farted in child's general direction.

See, we're getting jaded. Straight gunshot murder? Dime a dozen. We want boiling oil or cannibalism, Dan.

Wait a minute now, this could work out well for all involved! Clearly Dad was a loser, so no big loss. Mom will go to jail and lose custody. MAYBE THE CHILD WILL BE ADOPTED OUT TO A GAY COUPLE. We can always hope...

Let's see her try to collect that child support now!

This is ironic. My ex of about 25 years ago had an uncle by the same name who abused said ex as a child.

The ex had forgiven him and made peace with him, but he seriously creeped me out when I met him. He was a class-A shitbag, which was funny because the ex's mother always thought her family was so regal and so much royalty (when in reality the whole family was lucky to have two teeth to rub together). She wanted to look down her huge, pig-like nose at me, when it was her own brother who was the scum of the earth.

As they say, good riddance to bad rubbish.