Nightlife Can I Smell Your Dick?
posted by April 28 at 11:00 AM
onSlog tipper damnqueerfuck sends us this…
And asks…
I dunno if you’ve seen this, but it seems it was made for Slog. Watch it, and you’ll keep singing along. I’d be curious about the accuracy of smelling dick. Does it take practice or is it pretty obvious where a dick has been? Unfortunately I’m unwilling to test it out.
Discuss.
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Deja vu? Memory loss?
Respectable iphone ownin' beeatches should know better than to be wearin' their ruffly panties under their garters, let alone be having serious relationships with cheatin' ass-men. Seriously. There I said it. What?
Thoroughly discussed on Slog about ten months ago, but worth the repost for those folks who somehow missed it. It is a miracle.
Hey Dave,
Can you link to the old discussion? I'm too lazy to google that stuff. KTHNXBI
oh god. this is as ghetto as "My Baby Daddy" from the 90s - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1R4rhY3qZ8
Although, if i had a bf that was pulling the same shit as this guy, i'd be wanting to smell his dick too.
It's obviously a novelty record. The 00's version of "They're Coming to Take Me Away" or "Monster Mash," but it further signals the decline of civilization in public discourse.
Not surprising for a generation whose TV entertainment was "Jerry Springer" and "Fear Factor."
Vagina's make penis's smell bad.
End of Line
Still, the ensemble version from the American Idol contestants was better.
@7: Whatever, loser. Even the MCP gets laid more than you do.
smelly foot bitches?!?!?
Does it take practice or is it pretty obvious where a dick has been?
It is totally obvious from vaginal sex. Probably just as obvious for anal.
Not so obvious if he been getting blown.
Nice, ecce--b/c asshole makes it smell so much better.
Anyway, I don't know about dick, but I did have a friend whose girlfriend would smell undies when she got home. Yes, nasty. I guess its the same concept. Nasty dick, nasty undies.
Best iPhone commercial ever!
No, penis's make vagina's smell bad. Well, atleast my pussy has never made a dick smell bad. After sex a dick will smell different, like his smell mixed with yours. After oral it smells like dried spit. And hopefully if he is cheating it will smell like latex. If he is behaving it will just smell like sweaty balls.
I think the acoustic version is much better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkDOOveFz8&feature=related
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