Comments on Butt Out

seriously though, trying to do that with a knife is not fun. one nick of the alimentary canal and you've just contaminated alot of meat.

why does that even need to happen, even?

Dan, Fuck you very much for sharing that. I really could have gone my whole life without have to know about that particular bit of horror.

At first I thought it was a tool for expressing a dog's anal glands.

@4 - they already have one of those. it's called a public intern.

omg, for several minutes i thought it was for humans. i guess i just ADD ignored the whole deer thing. i still don't really understand what it's for, but I'm still clenched.

And I thought those glass things at Toys in Babeland looked dangerous.......

#2, the entire digestive tract has to be removed before transporting the carcass because it will quickly taint the meat.

Yep, the Cabela's catalog is a real treasure trove of implements for dismembering carcases. And nope, we're talking animals here, not people . . . unless you have a sick, twisted mind like Dan.

Two things:

1) Dan loves anus so much! He loves his own, he loves other mens in bathrooms, he loves Terry's. He has loved thousands of anus's over the course of his lifetime of buggering. Anything that offends the "anui" of the world is like watching the holocaust happen in front of him. To Dan, the persecution of anus's is like watching his best friend get gassed by nazis at aushwitz.

2) I love it when arrogant and ignorant city folk encounter something from the more rural part of this country. Not that any of you have actually shot a deer. No. Yet you go the extra step and conclude that someone who does is a serial killer. BRILLIANT!!! You guys sure do know a lot about life! I mean, between preening yourselves for a trip down to the glory hole, laughing at homeless people and finding new and exciting ways to make your hair look like shit, how do you have the time to chortle at the backwards ways of the common folk?

I take solace in the fact that city will turn into virtual slaughterhouses and you assholes will become cannibals when the impending collapse happens. That is, until you die from some ungodly illness picked up because you have no idea why it's important to core out your prey's asshole.

what constitutes 'entire digestive tract'? jesus. i don't know if i want to know.

smells like meat. rott-en meat.

I guess you don't have relatives with deer teeth sitting on the water heater. Just part of life outside the city, ya'll.

I know why it's important to core out my prey's asshole.

....I just don't know why you need the "Butt-Out" tool.

On another note, I'm not sure why certain "people" (i.e. trolls) are allowed to keep coming back...

Oh, and ya gotta love the illustration. Yikes!! That'll have me clenched for a couple of hours...

#15

I know what you mean. I mean, someone with the name "DanFan" must be some 15 year old who just discovered Savage Love and how "edgy" it is and definately shouldn't be posting.

I mean, how offensive!

Funny how you knew who I was talking about...

You gotta love Cabella's or as my roommate likes to call it, "The Red State REI".

DanFan,

Are you a victim of Dans buggering? Is that what has you all tied up in a knot?

ecce cracks my shit up.

I'm with Providence @ 3. I was happy this morning. Life was making sense. Fuck that, Dan just ruined it forever.

When ecce's collapse happens, I guess I'm gonna starve.

@20 - That must be it. LOL! Anyway, I'm feeding the troll again. Sorry everyone. I'm done now.

The graphical directions are kind of odd. I'm guessing that people who need to core an ass would probably already know how to perform the deed before buying this product.

Better images here! Click the [Instructions] link. And you can zoom in to see the barbs with better clarity!

One more thing that I never needed to know about, and now will never be able to forget...

I love you, ecce. But for the record: the neighbor that brought this... this... thing to my attention is a heterosexual male, not particularly obsessed with all things anal (so far as I know), and he was just as horrified by it as I was/am, and for the same reasons.

This reviewer gave it Five Stars (out of five...)

"I bought the first one with some skepticism. However, it performed better than I'd hoped. In fact, it worked perfectly.

I bragged it up to my buddy so he borrowed it. I haven't seen it since.

I bought another. Just follow the instructions. Don't over torque the membrane.

I love it."

Don't over-torque the membrane.

Truer words were never spoken.

Doesn't hold a candle to the Henderson Equine Castrating Instrument.

This is one of those things that I wish I could un-see.

Indeed. This thread is all fun and games until someone posts a video.