??!! Butt Out
posted by April 22 at 10:50 AMon
Uh… man. This item in the Cabela’s catalogue has been givng me nightmares since a neighbor “shared” it with me last year…
The Butt Out Tool is “the fastest, easiest way to disconnect the anal alimentary canal from deer or similar-sized game.” (Emphasis added.) I suppose it’s never too early to buy gifts for the serial killers on your Christmas list. Give ‘em a Butt Out Tool and they’ll “never go back to using a knife for this particular chore.”
Horrifying. But, hey, at least they’re not calling it the Deer-E-Ere anymore.