Hey! But my ex-husband and I got married after two months! Everything worked out. I think you're wrong.
My parents married after eight months of dating and they're still together forty years later. It can happen.
Smiling and nodding when introduced to a fiance, as opposed to laughing in faces, is just a common courtesy sown to one's friends and relatives.
There are a lot of other criteria that we all use to judge whether a relationship will work out. I've known couples who are totally, completely wrong for each other who have been together for years.
Oh, Dan. Why are you raining on their parade? They're young and in love.
Not that I'm going to read the whole thing, but your quick blurb made it appear he's marrying a guy who had previously adopted an 8 year old Ugandan child.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's not like they say'd: "Well, here we are at eight months, let's go get married and find ourselves a kid...."
"John O’Callaghan, and his adopted six year-old Ugandon son"
Article seems to indicate son was adopted prior to their getting together.... did I miss something?
Dan - get out of their love life.
I bet there are no stats on a longer engagement, so to speak, that indeed makes the relationship last longer.
You are becoming a bit of a harpie and a bit frumpy..... as well
Remember, LOVE?
Dan, this is why I love you. (In a purely platonic way, of course.) Your ability to take idiots to hand in matters of love with practical advice that spans gay and straight has always won my respect.
Just because YOU weren't sure for 10 years...well...you know not everyone is afraid to open themselves up early in a relationship.
I know a few straight couples who got married and then had a baby after eight months. (I'm part of one of 'em).
Oh, lighten up on Dan, folks. So he doesn't think that rushing into marriage after only eight months is a good idea...so what? It's not unreasonable to think people shouldn't take life-altering decisions like marriage a bit more seriously.
@2 - yes, it can happen, but in my experience that's the exception, not the rule.
Frankly, if you can tolerate someone for eight months, and their kid, it must be love....
Reality is so...frumpy sometimes. Starter marriages should never involve children, right Dan? If 2A Jason really cared about his BF and the kid, he would not speak to a tabloid reporter or authorize them to print photos of his family. People in love do stupid things
Aw, don't be such a Debbie Downer, Dan.
And marriage is an important decision, but we've got divorces for a reason. At worst, these people fuck up their lives for a little while and everyone's inconvenienced. I'm always much more worried about couples who want children.
They're harder to "do over."
People have been calling my boyfriend of 11 months my "husband." And, yes, I'm a male.
Isn't there some sort of gay-to-straight dating time ratio? If you're gay, 9 months in a relationship is like 3 years in a straight one, or something like that. Its kind of like dog years.
And besides, Jaaaaaason is, like, totally in love. TBH, he did come out for the guy.
8 months is quick, but not completely beyond the pale. Especially for people in their thirties with ticking clocks. Happens all the time.
Although the phrase "Soul Mate" is a bit of a red flag.
I'm curious Dan, what is the correct minimum amount of time before a couple can decide to marry?
@8
Jaaaaaason's eggs are almost done dropping, especially at 38. Soon, he'll be an infertile granny. :-/
I fail to see the difference between being "married" and "not being married." What kind of abracabrara happens that changes anything?
There is no such thing as marriage; there are only relationships: some permanent, some not, some monagamous, some not, some with children, some not, some legally recognized, some not.
Nothing changes when the guy in the black dress snaps the book closed and tells you to kiss. You still have the same relationship you've always had.
I think 8 months is enough time. If you truly feel a connection, why stretch it out? Look at Dharma & Greg, they turned out fine.
See, if you had said 8 weeks, I would be totally with you Dan. But if a straight couple I knew got engaged after 8 months, I'd think it was quick, sure, but I wouldn't laugh in their faces either. I wouldn't even strongly urge them to slow down. 8 months is pushing it, but it's not totally insane.
If you knew a straight couple that had been together eight months—eight months—and they were talking about getting married and having children, would you take them seriously?
Ummm, what? Breeders in their late thirties get married at the drop of a hat. Time's'a'wastin'!
well, you know a trend is over when C-list celebrities start doing it...Madonna and Angelina will have to retaliate by adopting Eskimo babies.
Agree with arduous @20. 8 months is pushing it, but not ridiculous, for a couple, gay or straight (this coming from the person who knew her husband for 11 years before marrying him). Maybe what you're reacting to, Dan, is the "we're soooo in luuurve" vibe they are giving off, which is annoying no matter how long you've been together.
Did we learn nothing from Ellen and Anne, or Bob and Rod Paris-Jackson?
Or perhaps we should look at it another way, Dan. Messy Celebrity Divorces might mean The Gays have finally fully arrived in pop culture.
I suppose these two guys haven't crossed Savage's Committed Partner Threshold.
This is the kind of blanket-statement silliness we usually read from Mudede. Le sigh.
Hey, my ex-husband moved in with his current girlfriend after three weeks of dating, and 3 and a half months later they're still going strong! See, these things can work out.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Dan get on the baby train about 10 months after meeting Terry? (My apologies if my memories of "The Kid" are fuzzy).
I think anyone who goes on at length about their "super-extreme soul mate for life" is courting delicious irony, regardless of the length of the relationship.
I think Jaaaason's looking for an Advocate cover to resucitate his flaccid career...but then, aren't we all?
And Dan ought to be happy for them; if they ever get "The Kid" turned into a Broadway musical, they can hire this yutz to star in the Sydney road company.
Dan, it seems you're awfully young to make the transition to bitter old queen, but it's your life, so whatever. And Dan? I don't think anyone (except you?) takes Hollywood "marriages" seriously, gay or straight.
BTW, my partner and I met in a sleazy bar, he moved in the next week, and we've been together 22 years and have four kids. No marriage, though (too lazy to make the long trip north to Canada).
In Hollywood, eight months is a long time.
Huh. See, I'm on the verge of proposing to my boyfriend after dating exactly eight months, so I'm not sure what the problem is here.
You date someone, you fall in love, you start talking about long-term and kids and you get engaged.
The rules don't say you have to get married immediately, right? I mean, can't I be engaged to my boyfriend for a year or so while we figure out wedding and housing and whatnot?
Maybe I'm blinded by romance, but I honestly don't see what the problem is here.
This is all so impulsive and sudden, especially for two gay guys.
If only there were some way to slow the process down, maybe by banning gay marriage?
Or maybe we could outlaw adoption.....
My brother and sister-in-law were engaged after less than a month of meeting via blind date. That was something like 20 years ago, and she's an absolutely terrific addition to our family.
Although, I gotta say, when I came home one night and my mom told me he proposed, I went a little bit ballistic and said "is he out of his fucking MIND?! They barely KNOW each other" and so on.
So yeah, I was wrong. Once. Twenty years ago. But I haven't made a habit of it.
Meh. He's from Tasmania, Australia's Appalachia. You should just be relieved he's not marrying his 12 year old brother.
Jesus, Dan. Eight months is kinda short, but not crazy short. I moved in with my boyfriend after about 2 months, and we've been together for over 20 years.
Mind you, we're not celebrities, we didn't adopt kids, and we didn't do a publicity tour. The odds are against them, and they'll look like morons if they break up in a year. The whole celebrity-adopting-african-babies phenomena (gay or straight) is extremely off-putting. It almost seems like designer pets. Like there is a shortage of kids in the US that need an adoptive parent? WTF?
Dan...I agree with you that this is premature...Jaason first has to get a divorce from me before he can get married to Johbby his soulmate...
Dan...I agree with you that this is premature...Jaason first has to get a divorce from me before he can get married to Johbby his soulmate...
I can't take him seriously because he's got two A's in "Jaason," and because he was on Baywatch.
We will never be truly equal until a gay Ugandan couple is free to adopt an eight year old Australian kid.
My husband and I were engaged after three days, married after 3 months(we lived 3,000 miles apart), and spent less than 8 days together before we married. That was two children and 27 years ago. I(we) still think it was incredibly rash, and the best decision either of us ever made!
Passing judgement may be your job, but it doesn't mean you're always spot-on when you do so. 8 months isn't Britney short (first or second marriage), and the kid has nothing to do with it. I guess if I agreed with you all the time, I'd get bored with your commentary.
Unfortunately, John and Jaason have only known each other for 3.5 months. This is a publicity stunt to revive dying careers.
why is 8 months not enough??? if my average relationship lasts between 3 weeks and 3 months I'd say 8 months is enough o 'marry' or something...
interesting.
it probably depends on your own collection of anecdotes from friends/acquaintances/etc., but ticking them off just now - a lot more of them 'met sleazy' e.g. got together in a short time and stayed together for a long time - than the other way round. people who drag their feet about it seem to be unsure; it's harder still to say with gays because most everywhere there are no legal options for showing commitment that would be officially recognized (and officially dissolved).
wonder what the stats are.
people who are quiet about it are no less screwed in the statistics, though, i think. our attention is just naturally drawn to those who are brave about it.
Danny-pooh... you are very wrong and it isn't any of your business. Shame on you for raining on their relationship.
I moved in with my soul mate eight months after I met him and lived happily ever after (until he died 12 years later).
Drop the scolding grandma posturing, please. You think too much and ya get all twisty and judgemental. Do some yoga or something...
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