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Friday, March 28, 2008

The World’s Easiest News Quiz

posted by on March 28 at 10:54 AM


Who said what about the shit going down in Iraq? (It’s sad how easy this will be.)

a) “Normalcy is returning back to Iraq.”

b) “Knowing that exports will continue as normal would bring some relief to people’s minds. We might see further downside when the U.S. is trading later today.”

c) “[I want] everyone to pursue political solutions and peaceful protests and a stop to the shedding of Iraqi blood.”

Click on the names to find the quotes.

1. Muqtada al-Sadr.

2. George W. “Positive Moment” Bush.

3. Veronica Smart, British energy analyst.

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Yea, and this is easy because Veronica Smart is a household name?

Posted by duplitous | March 28, 2008 11:20 AM

it's easy b/c only one of those things would be said by an energy analyst, and only one of those people would care about iraqi blood.

Posted by mawuk | March 28, 2008 11:32 AM

...made even easier by the "returning back" redundancy.

Posted by Emily | March 28, 2008 12:15 PM

No matter who wins the election come fall, won't it be nice to have a president who can actually speak English again?

Posted by Al | March 28, 2008 1:07 PM

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