Dilton Doiley probably went on to invent the Real Doll.
Is it sadder that I thought of that, or is the real tragedy my amazing recall for Archie characters?
What's sadder is that I think I remember reading that comic Back In The Day. I feel strangely unclean...
Poor Dilton! I like intellectual boys.
Dilton is awesome. He has needs too!
On a side note: can someone explain the "I drink your milkshake" line? I've heard it around and have no clue what its origins are.
Why do I feel sullied after reading this? Is there something inherently icky about it, or is it just that my lower middle class Calvanistic morality is in high gear this morning?
Archie comics first turned me on to the idea of having a Betty and Veronica sandwich.
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