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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Milkshakes, G.I. Joe, and Plastic Passion Flowers

posted by on March 26 at 15:58 PM

I’ve been awfully fond of Mighty God King, lately. In the last two days, for instance, there have been posts about the death of the “I drink your milkshake” line, an incisive explanation of why he’s over Hillary Clinton, a way-too-thoughtful dissection of the casting of the upcoming G.I. Joe movie, and the following wonderfully weird excerpt of an old Archie comic:

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1

Dilton Doiley probably went on to invent the Real Doll.

Is it sadder that I thought of that, or is the real tragedy my amazing recall for Archie characters?

Posted by Jason Josephes | March 26, 2008 4:25 PM
2

What's sadder is that I think I remember reading that comic Back In The Day. I feel strangely unclean...

Posted by Chris B | March 26, 2008 7:43 PM
3

Poor Dilton! I like intellectual boys.

Posted by Irena | March 26, 2008 9:16 PM
4

Dilton is awesome. He has needs too!

On a side note: can someone explain the "I drink your milkshake" line? I've heard it around and have no clue what its origins are.

Posted by singingcynic | March 27, 2008 6:37 AM
5

Why do I feel sullied after reading this? Is there something inherently icky about it, or is it just that my lower middle class Calvanistic morality is in high gear this morning?

Posted by Spoogie | March 27, 2008 7:53 AM
6

Archie comics first turned me on to the idea of having a Betty and Veronica sandwich.

Posted by elswinger | March 27, 2008 12:40 PM

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