Merciful heavens. This is just too perfect for words.
well that is one way to get elected there in ID
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Does Pro-Life support war?
Mike the Mover and Goodspaceguy are intrigued, no doubt.
I would like to know what is pro-life's position on the death penalty. If he is, as one might suspect pro-death penalty, then perhaps he could add "pro death,"
Which could in turn be shortened to "oxymoron" or moron for short.
Yeah, this is just what I need, first thing in the morning- a fucking Idaho strawberry farmer telling me what I can and cannot do with my body.
What a fucking dick.
His strawberries are organic.
My ovaries are organic.
@9: I'd like to see this comeback used more often.
Maybe Craig will follow suit and change his name to Sucks-dick Craig.
@9, I think you should also consider putting that on a tee-shirt.
can i change my name to "eats pussy", "drinks gin", "kills faciests"
But mostly drinks gin, I would guess.
#9 Your ovaries can't be organic. They're so full of hormones they make str8 men swoon, gay men stager, str8 gals catty, and lebesian chicks swoon.
@10 & 12 Thanks y'all. I usually try to bring my ovaries into most conversations. Working on the t-shirt already.
@6:
Yeah, I was just thinking of the ironic head-splodo that would occur if he actually WERE elected, then had to sign off on an execution order.
Having ones death-warrant approved by "Pro Life" would seem to provide an opportunity for a decent last guffaw, no?
@13: "Fascist" - T-shirt proofreader
Any truth to the rumor Pro-Life will be running against Don Ho's wife, Ida?
Pro-lifers are generally pro-death penalty which confuses the excreta outta me. Legislate that the inept, incapable, economically-deprived mother must bear the unwanted, fatherless child. Then when the screwed-up, drug-addled child reaches maturity and commits a capital crime, then the pro-lifer says: "OK! Now kill him!"
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