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Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on February 24 at 8:56 AM

Clinton Mad About Mailers: “Shame on you, Barack Obama.”

Ralph Nader Is Still a Megalomaniacal Asswipe: “I have decided to run for president.”

Cuba to Select New Head of State: “With Chavez in the background providing cheap oil, the new government will see less need to adopt a progressive economy.”

They Were Headed to Karbala: “At around 3:00 pm, when pilgrims were eating their lunch inside the tent, a bomber blew himself up amid the crowd.”

Flaming Rocket Man: “I wanted redemption for the fact that during the ’80s, as a gay man, I didn’t do enough for HIV and AIDS.”

GLEAM on You Crazy Diamond: “From the beginning there was no secret about my sexual orientation, because Bill Gates and Paul Allen had known me for a number of years already.”

Prosecutors Call School Shooting a Hate Crime: “They teased him because he was different. But he wasn’t afraid to show himself.”

Beware the Ides of this Week: “With housing numbers coming out, it’s not a good thing in this market, given that they always seem to disappoint.”

Feds Cut Protection for Gray Wolves: “We’re going to have hundreds of wolves killed under state management.”

I Want One: “One person could live comfortably here, maybe even two people.”

Schmader to Live-Slog the Oscars: “It should be a world-class freak show.”

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Here is a perfect video of Hillary's angry tirade yesterday:

Shame oh you, Hillary Clinton!

Posted by ghostlawns | February 24, 2008 9:27 AM

i don't know why, but i'm always happy when i see dom's done the morning news.

Posted by owsley | February 24, 2008 10:35 AM

Link no work...

Posted by KeeKee | February 24, 2008 11:05 AM

OT I know, but I just saw Bush on TV saluting the soldiers.

You know, the Presidents until Reagan DID NOT SALUTE THE TROOPS, Washington did not, Eisenhower did not none of them did. Why? The military is supposed to be submissive to civilian power. I hope that President Obama or Clinton will stop that trend.

Posted by Andrew | February 24, 2008 11:05 AM

@1, Hillary is done, I really wonder if she will drop out before the 4th of March at this point.

Posted by Andrew | February 24, 2008 11:06 AM

Looks like Hillary's campaign folks told her she appeared to be conceeding (sp?) at the last debate, so now she had to chastise him like a school marm. If she hadn't had the campaign lit in her hand, she would have been wagging her finger at him. Desperation is not pretty.

Posted by ahava | February 24, 2008 11:38 AM

And in real news, Tottenham Hotspur defeated the maggots of Chelsea 2-1 after extra time in the League Cup. Watching the winner slowly bound in off of Jonathan Woodgate's face was beautiful. Today, all is right with the world.

Posted by Fnarf | February 24, 2008 12:38 PM

Those houses are soo fucking cool

Posted by vooodooo84 | February 24, 2008 4:26 PM

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