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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Sex Happy Valentine’s Day, Neighbor!

posted by Bethany Jean Clement on February 14 at 12:39 PM

Barnacles do it longer.

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Finally! It has been confirmed once and for all that size DOES Matter!!

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Posted by subwlf | February 14, 2008 1:33 PM
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Mmm, barnacle sex.

Posted by Greg | February 14, 2008 2:02 PM
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You have our permission to fuck all the barnacles you want. 'Cause we're enlightened and shit, you know.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 14, 2008 2:14 PM
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Plus, they're feathery. And you know, tentacle sex is always hot ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 14, 2008 2:49 PM
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I wish I could fuck my wife without getting out of the recliner.

Posted by HS | February 14, 2008 3:33 PM
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You mean you haven't?

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 14, 2008 5:14 PM
7

And so ????
The least exciting penis story on earth.
At least so it seems to this cock crazed fairie.

Posted by Lordsman | February 15, 2008 2:14 AM

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