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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

And So It Begins…

posted by on February 6 at 13:21 PM

From the mail room:

Dear The Stranger Staff,

You’ve got to be with me here, no? Tearing don the Sunset is Bowl Shit!

To honor that fine Seattle establishment, I’ve made these Bowl shirts. I hope one of you will put this one on, come down to the sunset and join me and like 20 of my nearest and dearest (we’ll all be wearing the shirts too) on Friday, February 8. We’ll be there after 8 and will be the ones in matching Bowl Shirts.

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Upon seeing the t-shirt, Erica C Barnett responded: “What are they protesting? The fact that market forces allow people to sell their own property?”

Touché.

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1

I've read through all of the comments in this thread and I'm beyond disgusted. The kind of vitriol you people spew is a sad commentary on the degenerate state of the Slog, the Internet, and humanity as a whole. Never in my life have I read a more putrid catalog of bodily functions, fluids and orifices flung and smeared across the name of one person. Your insane obsession with ECB is beyond sick. Just having read this far in the comments makes me ashamed for you all.

Posted by elenchos | February 6, 2008 1:29 PM
2

Gurl!

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 6, 2008 1:32 PM
3

I for one welcome our free market overlords.

Posted by Ziggity | February 6, 2008 1:33 PM
4

This just ain't right! There needs to be a law that prevents owners from selling their businesses!

Posted by Mr. Frivolous | February 6, 2008 1:36 PM
5

@1 - Huh?

Posted by Levislade | February 6, 2008 1:36 PM
6

Just as some people will miss the old Cha Cha/Bus Stop/grocery/Manray/Kincora block, others will miss Sunset Bowl.

Posted by Wonderin' | February 6, 2008 1:37 PM
7

market forces provide incentives to sell, property laws facilitate the sale.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 6, 2008 1:38 PM
8

I for one welcome our Free Trade overlords and worship at the alter of property rights.

Death to those who believe in civil rights and fair trade!

All hail the almighty dollar and the ultra-rich keeping the middle class salaries lower!

(Do I get my cookie now?)

Posted by Will in Corporate Sellout Seattle | February 6, 2008 1:38 PM
9

And what about my right to have a large luxury apartment "community" grow up there like a boil on Ballard's lumpy ass? That's some sweet, sweet resentin' I aim to do as I pass by the construction cranes. Don't deny me!

Posted by tomasyalba | February 6, 2008 1:39 PM
10

Not so much protesting as saying, "hey this sucks!" I agree, it will be sad to see it go.

Posted by Suz | February 6, 2008 1:39 PM
11

they also didnt match the type face correctly.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 6, 2008 1:44 PM
12

I think elenchos was just delivering a preemptive strike there, Levislade.

I have to admit I have not previously detected a great amount of concern for market forces in Erica B's writings, but there it is.

Posted by Fnarf | February 6, 2008 1:48 PM
13

i don't think you have to be genius to understand that they are protesting the fact the "market forces" continue to trump "quality of life", here and everywhere in seattle, and all over the place, actually. you all will probably call me a filthy communist, but that's something worth protesting, no?

Posted by john | February 6, 2008 1:49 PM
14

I support change as long as nothing I support changes.

Posted by littlejilm | February 6, 2008 1:52 PM
15

@#1: Seeing as yours was the first comment in this thread, you must be referring to your own vitriol and putrid catalog of bodily functions, fluids and orifices, since yours was the only post when you submitted it.
And if ECB is tough enough to take it and keep on posting, she sure as hell doesn't need your sympathy.

Posted by LLL | February 6, 2008 1:56 PM
16

john, a fucking bowling alley provides what kind of quality of life? seriously. bowling and arcade games? if it truly was something that was bringing a greater quality of life to a large group of people, it might be successful enough to trump the opportunity cost.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 6, 2008 1:56 PM
17

ECB's just bent because they forced her to rent shoes.

Posted by Gully Foyle | February 6, 2008 1:56 PM
18

Um yeah. Couldn't Erica's same exact comment be made about any beloved business that is ever sold? A protest (well, really more like a "we're sad" meeting) could take a lot of tacks other than "people shouldn't be allowed to sell their property."

Me, I'd like to see a group trying to come up with a bunch of alternatives for how the Bowl might be saved. And "Bowl Shit" isn't really funny. I don't get it.

Posted by leek | February 6, 2008 1:58 PM
19

Don't you think an outdoor bowling alley would be cool? Not that that has anything to do with this.

Posted by crazycatguy | February 6, 2008 2:19 PM
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@16, you forgot karaoke, and beers in those cool bowling pin bottles. i think that might tip the scales?

i am hard-pressed to rrecall a time in recent memory when market forces didn't win, no matter what the issue or the number of people affected. i think this is what frustrates people, forcing them to make ugly t-shirts, et al.

also, i think absurd protests only enhance seattle's quality of life, so i'm all for it.

Posted by john | February 6, 2008 2:21 PM
21

This may be the first thing I've heard ECB say that I agreed with.

Maybe people who like the [bowling alley/favorite bar/low-rent apartment building] should buy it and keep it the way it is instead of complaining about what someone else does with his or her own money.

Posted by pox | February 6, 2008 2:21 PM
22

I support change so long as it doesn't affect me.

Oh, wait, maybe we should have a few meetings and discuss it for a few years and then change our minds.

Posted by Will in Go-along Seattle | February 6, 2008 2:22 PM
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You tell 'em, Erica C. Barnett! Giving Seattle a completely fresh, totally original shot of glib bitch! "Market forces" indeed! You're like Ann Coulter with a vagina!

Posted by wilderness_willie | February 6, 2008 2:27 PM
24

@16 go read the book Bowling Alone.

Posted by stinkbug | February 6, 2008 2:27 PM
25

I guess that's why the Taco Bell on Broadway closed so suddenly. So nobody would have time to make T-shirts saying "Tearing down Taco Bell is Bell Shit".

Oh wait, everyone supported that closure. Nevermind.

Posted by Mark at YVR | February 6, 2008 2:34 PM
26

I don't support the closure of any Taco Bell, regardless of how much of a cesspool it is.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 6, 2008 2:37 PM
27

Where's the guy who did the "leave Britney alone" video? Maybe he could do one for Erica.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 6, 2008 2:39 PM
28

Yeah, but you didn't tell us how WE can get those shirts.

Posted by Hernandez | February 6, 2008 2:45 PM
29

@1 brilliant post.

Posted by Rotten666 | February 6, 2008 2:54 PM
30

Any one know the tear-down date?

Posted by Rotten666 | February 6, 2008 2:57 PM
31

Leave ECB Alone!

Posted by Stranger Bowling League | February 6, 2008 3:08 PM
32

market forces invaded iraq.

Posted by superyeadon | February 6, 2008 3:33 PM
33

Y'all should go over to 4th Avenue NW, Phinney Ridge area, and look down on the "new" Ballard with all the stacks and stacks of same-color, same-shape condos and mixed-use (Edward Jones/Somebody's Nails/Somebody Else's Tanning Salon/Best Damned Teriyaki) buildings.


It looks like some midwestern small city's downtown - nondescript, jumbled, boring, and - well - ugly. I realize Market Street and Ballard Avenue at eye-level are none of these. But, what an unseemly mess these market forces are creating.

I'm now glad I don't live on that hill, distant Olympic view notwithstanding.

Posted by chas Redmond | February 6, 2008 3:37 PM
34

Maybe if more of you actually frequented the establishment, it would still be in business.

Posted by Giffy | February 6, 2008 3:40 PM
35

@33
what they replaced wasn't that great really.

Posted by unPC | February 6, 2008 3:55 PM
36

@34, the Sunset is pretty much packed to capacity all the time, with waiting lists for lanes. No amount of bowling and karaoke income can match the return of all those rents.

Posted by Fnarf | February 6, 2008 4:05 PM
37

and why are people complaining about housing supply being added to our city?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 6, 2008 4:34 PM
38

Once again folks are bemoaning the loss of a place that they didn't bother to support when it was around.

Posted by tomcat98109 | February 6, 2008 4:49 PM
39

If ECB won't fight for The Man and his Property Rights, who will?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 6, 2008 5:13 PM

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