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i'm more unsettled by his flawlessly manicured eyebrows.

Posted by brandon | January 3, 2008 11:02 AM
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It's amazing what a hat does for his looks.

Posted by monkey | January 3, 2008 11:08 AM
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He shaved it off yesterday.... old news.

Posted by Homo Will | January 3, 2008 11:12 AM
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This is the danger of hipsters starting the mustache trend. Sure, its cute and ironic on you, but sooner or later it will become mainstream and every Tom, Dick and Matt will be sporting crusty 'stache.

Posted by boxofbirds | January 3, 2008 11:16 AM
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The crusty 'stache looks good on NO ONE. What's so ironic about knowing you'll look like a retard by sporting one, and then actively achieving that goal?

If you can't grow a Magnum PI caliber 'stache, don't even try... you just look tragic.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | January 3, 2008 11:24 AM
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oh, normally i'm a big facial hair fan, but that nasty thing has got to go...

is he auditioning for a role in an indie movie as a pedophile serial killer?

Posted by michael strangeways | January 3, 2008 11:29 AM
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Don't forget about the other secret weapon:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/345651_phiten02.html?source=mypi

Posted by seadevi | January 3, 2008 12:35 PM
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Dear Slog: why is Seattlest still on your Enemies of Slog list?

Posted by Katelyn | January 3, 2008 2:05 PM
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about right for a republican douche like hasselback.

aside from football, he can suck it.

Posted by max solomon | January 3, 2008 3:13 PM

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