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1

That is pretty disgusting... but it did get my mind off the Hawks.

Posted by Dan Savage Fan | January 12, 2008 4:49 PM
2

Ewwwww. Girly bits.

Posted by Michigan Matt | January 12, 2008 5:15 PM
3

Makes me wonder what the football players look like naked. Doesn't do much otherwise.

Of course, pavement, soda cans, street signs and tissue paper also make me wonder what football players look like naked, so there you go.

Posted by Wolf | January 12, 2008 5:21 PM
4

My taste in women runs further away from the cheap, artificial and sloppy end of the spectrum. But that's just my thing.

Posted by elenchos | January 12, 2008 5:28 PM
5

The phrase that came to mind: "human petri dish".

Posted by pox | January 12, 2008 5:29 PM
6

yuck. um why would you post such stupid pictures?

Posted by fic | January 12, 2008 6:08 PM
7

Where are the homosexuals? All we were given were those two insipid clones with the matching tattoos. We need some beefcake!

Posted by catalina vel-duray | January 12, 2008 7:05 PM
8

Gotta love the gay and hipster responses on here.

From all the average male fans you have Kelly O - THANKS! :)

Posted by Sam | January 12, 2008 7:29 PM
9

Game? There's a game on?

Well, heck elenchos, it's not like we're going to be taking any of these "ladies" home to meet the parents, so um, yeah. Nice shots Kelly, easy on the eyes - if also the brain!

And Catalina, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dan makes us look at lots of pictures of scrawny, hairless 20-something, er, men, for the next week or so to balance things out.

I GUESS that's fair.

Posted by COMTE | January 12, 2008 7:56 PM
10

Anyone else freaked out by those acrylic nails?

Posted by Darcy | January 12, 2008 8:15 PM
11

I learned a new word at Jezebel a few days ago. Photo #2: ass trinkets. That is all.

Posted by Y.F. | January 12, 2008 8:36 PM
12

Acrylic nails? I didn't see any.

Posted by PdxRitchie | January 12, 2008 8:41 PM
13

um, gross, and who cares about the fucking seahawks anyway?

Posted by rb | January 12, 2008 9:31 PM
14

All I can say is Yay. Kelly O.
My girlfriend still makes me the happiest man on earth thanks to you.

Posted by rEVOLUTIONARY | January 12, 2008 10:18 PM
15

what a bunch of wet blankets.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 12, 2008 10:20 PM
16

as if I haven't seen enough girlie pix in my life

zzzzzzzzzzzzz oh, how rad, tits and ass teasing the guys

Posted by JOHN IN SLC | January 12, 2008 10:25 PM
17

Give us more!!!! Maybe even a little spread brown eye.

Posted by opus | January 13, 2008 12:48 AM
18

Those pictures almost make me want to go straight. Or go get a shot of penicillin.

Posted by genevieve | January 13, 2008 1:06 AM
19

If you have the ability to pull this post then do so.
If you do, thanks.

Posted by -B- | January 13, 2008 1:26 AM
20

If you have the ability to post more, then do so.
If you do, thanks.

Posted by Punky Brewster | January 13, 2008 1:43 AM
21

Fuck them hos, get rid of them hos, those hos aint no shit.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 13, 2008 1:53 AM
22

how seattle: gay prudes.

Posted by max solomon | January 13, 2008 7:45 AM
23

When will the porn industry figure out that most men prefer to fuck women with real hair and real tits?

Lose the fake nails, burnt-orange tan and platform stripper shoes already.

Posted by I'm a Nuclear Bomb | January 13, 2008 8:58 AM
24

This is my obligatory hipster response where I go "ecch" and pretend I'm above finding any hotness in scantily clad women with large breasts in high heels.

Posted by tsm | January 13, 2008 9:35 AM
25

Those chicks are hot, thank you kelly!! Please post more of that first girl...

Posted by random poster | January 13, 2008 9:49 AM
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@23:

You completely misunderstand the function of the porn industry. It isn't about guys preferring to fuck these women, since the average guy understands (at least subconsciously) they won't ever encounter them in "the real world"; it's about guys getting themselves off THINKING about fucking these women.

It's called a "fantasy", which by definition is a completely different thing from reality.

Posted by COMTE | January 13, 2008 10:52 AM
27

Was I the only one to mistake them to be pics of Kelly herself?

Posted by randomdude | January 13, 2008 12:34 PM
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Sorry, 27, nope. Most of us Kelly O. fans have seen her before.

And I love how everyone complains about how fake that woman is. That ass is not fake whatsoever.

Posted by Sam | January 13, 2008 4:05 PM
29

Kelly O can we please have a full body shot pic of you dressed in your favorite outfit from the event?

Hell I'll even take a pic of you modeling your favorite purchase from the event.

You pick the item :)

Posted by Reality Check | January 13, 2008 4:18 PM
30

Oh look, more ass and boobage. Where are the male porn stars? I thought that Dan, of all people, would rather post pics of male porn stars!

Posted by Anna | January 13, 2008 5:07 PM
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i think its funny how people are now complaining that dan savage didnt post any male porn stars...

since no one is ever satisfied on slog, best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you want.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 13, 2008 5:29 PM
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Well, I don't normally complain. All I'm saying is that it's strange that a man who claims to be gay is posting all these pictures of female porn stars. I've only seen about 1 or 2 pictures of male asses, which seems somewhat odd.

Posted by Anna | January 13, 2008 6:45 PM
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slog is the gayest blog in town and the ONE time us straights get a little tease people are screaming for beefcake.

this is payback for naked chris crocker, bitches!

Posted by some dude | January 13, 2008 7:13 PM
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Anna, I think it's safe to say that Dan does more than just "claim" to be gay.

But I must say that while I was complaining about the lack of beefcake, I think that going to an event like this would tend to put me off sex for a while. And I say that as someone who is pro-porn and had a history of being somewhat slutty.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | January 13, 2008 7:15 PM
35

oh my.. that guy in the last pic is a Hot Man. more please ^^

Posted by mint_tea | January 14, 2008 8:36 AM
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Hi Kelly O!
You are doing great. Keep posting some Alpena stuff visit again soon.

Posted by Tom Stevens | January 20, 2008 2:16 PM

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