Of course, pavement, soda cans, street signs and tissue paper also make me wonder what football players look like naked, so there you go.

From all the average male fans you have Kelly O - THANKS! :)

Well, heck elenchos, it's not like we're going to be taking any of these "ladies" home to meet the parents, so um, yeah. Nice shots Kelly, easy on the eyes - if also the brain!

And Catalina, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dan makes us look at lots of pictures of scrawny, hairless 20-something, er, men, for the next week or so to balance things out.

I GUESS that's fair.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz oh, how rad, tits and ass teasing the guys

Lose the fake nails, burnt-orange tan and platform stripper shoes already.

You completely misunderstand the function of the porn industry. It isn't about guys preferring to fuck these women, since the average guy understands (at least subconsciously) they won't ever encounter them in "the real world"; it's about guys getting themselves off THINKING about fucking these women.

It's called a "fantasy", which by definition is a completely different thing from reality.

And I love how everyone complains about how fake that woman is. That ass is not fake whatsoever.

Hell I'll even take a pic of you modeling your favorite purchase from the event.

You pick the item :)

since no one is ever satisfied on slog, best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you want.

this is payback for naked chris crocker, bitches!

But I must say that while I was complaining about the lack of beefcake, I think that going to an event like this would tend to put me off sex for a while. And I say that as someone who is pro-porn and had a history of being somewhat slutty.