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I read the whole article. Those Canadians are just so darn polite! And I loved this bit of the article:

"The man didn't seem violent. But she wanted him to leave as peacefully as possible. *She said she decided to wait to the end of the session.* When it finished, they both got up and Fells eventually left the apartment."

I wonder how she knew the session was finished?

Posted by Michigan Matt | January 17, 2008 10:05 AM

mmmm, balls

Posted by monkey | January 17, 2008 10:33 AM

Um ... I don't know if "congratulations" is the right word. I mean, you know you've a place in the cultural consciousness when a Canadian judge invokes your work during trial, but at the same time it seems somehow a dubious indication of the honor. Is there a greeting card for this occasion that I might send you? ("Congratulations on becoming a cultural icon!")

Posted by bd | January 17, 2008 11:03 AM

granted, he wasn't honest about his dick being involved...reflexology meant the ejaculatory reflex to stimulation in this case. he just didn't fully explain that to them.

Posted by ellarosa | January 17, 2008 11:38 AM

He's hot. I'd do him. Or let him do me. I love a guy with a foot fetish.

Posted by stressed balls | January 17, 2008 1:53 PM

it's very cute how in the comments section, one puzzled Halifax citizen asks, "if he has a foot fetish, why doesn't he just play with his own feet?"

Posted by ams | January 17, 2008 6:29 PM

The term people are searching for here is "judicial notice".

You win Dan.

This creepy guy with the foot fetish How frikkin hard can it be to find a woman who will indulge this?

*shakes head*

Posted by Robert Trifts | January 17, 2008 7:08 PM

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