Celeb Bill Bellamy—And He Dip, He Dip, He Dip!
posted by January 25 at 16:24 PMon
An urgent report from a tipper of the Slog we’ll call “Jessie”:
Bill Bellamy and a few Last Comic Standing guys sat next to my friends and I at the Honey Hole this afternoon around 2p. Bill Bellamy is way taller than imagined him, and sexy! When a girl came up to say hi to him, he was very genuine and kind. We overheard him telling her that they were in town with the show, just looking for “Real Seattle People.” He ordered a French Dip sandwich.
A French Dip Sandwich! You don’t say!
So who is this “Jessie”, and why does she run around imagining how tall Bill Belamy might be? (AND sexy!) And who is Bill Bellamy? And what are these alleged “Real Seattle People” of which he speaks? (All of my Seattle people are quite imaginary.) And doesn’t a nice hot French Dip from “The Honey Hole” sound just lovely right now? I ask you.
I ask you indeed.