Comments on Apparently There's A Rumor Going Around That Britney Spears is Pregnant

Good lord.

How long can our Other National Nightmare continue to continue?

That's hot.

Somebody call Kotex ASAP! I see a new spokesmodel.

Oh. Jesus. Christ. I deserved that.

Waaaaaaaaah.

Dude, you're trying to ruin people's lives or what?

thanks for caring about this celeb-utard bullshit; someone has to

Please, MSM Stranger types - stop reporting on Brittney, you're literally driving her insane ...

No, I think that guy in Florida is nutters, but stop helping.

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

Oh boy. This is going to end badly.

She's probably smarter than we think and making these narratives to stay in the press.

2 days ago, while knowingly being followed by a group of paparazzi, her and the new guy examined pregnancy tests at a drug store.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/89rtsnm.png

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

At least we know It can be killed....

Absolutely horrific.

What an appalling story this girl's life has turned out to be.

That was beyond gross. Schmader, I think I hate you now.

hey, don't be rude; the nice lady spilled some Pinkberry on her crotch, that's all.

go about your business.

What part of "don't come crying to me after" don't you understand?

Spotting is not uncommon during early pregnancy. Just sayin'.

Auuuugh! I read your statement as, "this photo...conclusively PROVES the rumor." !!! I was ready for an ENTIRELY different photo.

First, It's possible to menstruate during pregnancy.

Second: It doesn't take a genius to fuck with the paparazzi.

What does that woman have against pants, anyway?

Why, oh why, did I click that link?

Third: I hope this photo leaks into the minds of men who carry many-a mental image of teen-Brit in their spank banks and ruins their whole collection.

Perhaps "to schmader" (v.) will enter the lexicon, defined as "inducing nausea and temporary blindness".

Maybe she miscarried in the car?

Maybe it escaped through that netting?

Hey, at least she was wearing undies this time...

Suddenly I have the urge to Armour-All the interior of my car.

Britney Spears will forever be a worldwide leader.

you need a MUCH stronger warning for that photo...

Wow! At least that explains why she normally doesn't wear panties. Musta got tired of buying 'em bulk at Wal-mart after she kept ruining them.

Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments. I bet that would sell like hotcakes. Or ho-cakes.

@31

Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments.

Uh, I believe those are called tampons.

To quote Jello Biafra quoting Steven Tyler (of all people): "If men bled, tampons would be free"

i dont know anything about this young woman, and im down with a good laugh but it's starting to be like when howard stern makes fun of retards, something about it just doesnt feel right. when elliot smith and other tortured mopey white guys do this slow suicide thing, it becomes tragic and no one makes fun of it, and essays are written about how we need to save em, but when pop artists do it, somehow is ok to make fun of em and push him to the abyss.

on a different note, that pic reminds me of that old joke about the homeless vampire who use to suck on tampons..

please lord, let that be photoshop.

My eyes! I'm with #30. Much stronger warning. I am officially coming crying to you, Schmader.

Is the sight of menstrual blood really so traumatic for people?

Weird.

Icky vag syndrome, Schmader. Mmmmmmemmmba?!

It's just such a weird sight.

You know what's a heartbreaker? Looking up old videos of interviews of Britney Spears when she started selling records in 1999. She was so normal.

Jesus, it's just menstrual blood. Everyone who is a lady or has had sex with one ought to have seen it. Unless you're all gay, in which case I apologize.

SPANK BANK!! Oh "Becca", I love you,.

Has anyone considered the conspiracy theory that the "evidence" is all part of some grand scheme to hide her pregnancy details? She could "accidentally" flash her panties with a "bloody" stain knowing that TMZ would publish the photo thereby debunking the pregnancy story.

Or.. maybe I'm wrong and she just came from the abortion clinic?

Sounds crazy? Well I might suggest you again refer to the individual in the picture and reset your reality to hers...

Just sayin...

If you thought that was scary, wait'll you see Chris Crocker's response.

what a dirty little cunt

Well, with how many issues she has, she's GOT to be fertile. The crazy ones are always getting pregnant...

@23: Hey, do I criticize your choice of 19-year-olds to use as spank material? No.

david et al., please. stop. with. the. britney. "reporting."

you see, i'm compelled to read it and click the links (dear god...), but if you don't post them, then i don't have to, and i'm the better for it. please.

Meep.