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Good lord.

How long can our Other National Nightmare continue to continue?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 17, 2008 3:30 PM

That's hot.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 17, 2008 3:31 PM

Somebody call Kotex ASAP! I see a new spokesmodel.

Posted by orangekrush | January 17, 2008 3:32 PM

Oh. Jesus. Christ. I deserved that.

Posted by heywhatsit | January 17, 2008 3:33 PM


Posted by tominChicago | January 17, 2008 3:34 PM

Dude, you're trying to ruin people's lives or what?

Posted by Andrew | January 17, 2008 3:34 PM

thanks for caring about this celeb-utard bullshit; someone has to

Posted by u r a true hero schmader | January 17, 2008 3:35 PM

Please, MSM Stranger types - stop reporting on Brittney, you're literally driving her insane ...

No, I think that guy in Florida is nutters, but stop helping.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 17, 2008 3:38 PM

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | January 17, 2008 3:39 PM

Oh boy. This is going to end badly.

Posted by Rotten666 | January 17, 2008 3:39 PM

She's probably smarter than we think and making these narratives to stay in the press.

2 days ago, while knowingly being followed by a group of paparazzi, her and the new guy examined pregnancy tests at a drug store.

Posted by Nawnie | January 17, 2008 3:40 PM

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | January 17, 2008 3:41 PM

At least we know It can be killed....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 17, 2008 3:48 PM

Absolutely horrific.

What an appalling story this girl's life has turned out to be.

Posted by kerri harrop | January 17, 2008 3:49 PM

That was beyond gross. Schmader, I think I hate you now.

Posted by Hernandez | January 17, 2008 3:59 PM

hey, don't be rude; the nice lady spilled some Pinkberry on her crotch, that's all.

go about your business.

Posted by michael strangeways | January 17, 2008 4:02 PM

What part of "don't come crying to me after" don't you understand?

Posted by David Schmader | January 17, 2008 4:06 PM

Spotting is not uncommon during early pregnancy. Just sayin'.

Posted by Mahtli69 | January 17, 2008 4:07 PM

Auuuugh! I read your statement as, "this photo...conclusively PROVES the rumor." !!! I was ready for an ENTIRELY different photo.

Posted by Beth | January 17, 2008 4:10 PM

First, It's possible to menstruate during pregnancy.

Second: It doesn't take a genius to fuck with the paparazzi.

Posted by Becca | January 17, 2008 4:13 PM

What does that woman have against pants, anyway?

Posted by J.R. | January 17, 2008 4:15 PM

Why, oh why, did I click that link?

Posted by Reverse Polarity | January 17, 2008 4:16 PM

Third: I hope this photo leaks into the minds of men who carry many-a mental image of teen-Brit in their spank banks and ruins their whole collection.

Posted by Becca | January 17, 2008 4:18 PM

Perhaps "to schmader" (v.) will enter the lexicon, defined as "inducing nausea and temporary blindness".

Posted by blank12357 | January 17, 2008 4:19 PM

Maybe she miscarried in the car?

Posted by NaFun | January 17, 2008 4:38 PM

Maybe it escaped through that netting?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 17, 2008 4:41 PM

Hey, at least she was wearing undies this time...

Posted by COMTE | January 17, 2008 4:52 PM

Suddenly I have the urge to Armour-All the interior of my car.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 17, 2008 4:56 PM

Britney Spears will forever be a worldwide leader.

Posted by superyeadon | January 17, 2008 5:01 PM

you need a MUCH stronger warning for that photo...

Posted by Jiberish | January 17, 2008 5:06 PM

Wow! At least that explains why she normally doesn't wear panties. Musta got tired of buying 'em bulk at Wal-mart after she kept ruining them.

Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments. I bet that would sell like hotcakes. Or ho-cakes.

Posted by JD | January 17, 2008 5:10 PM


Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments.

Uh, I believe those are called tampons.

To quote Jello Biafra quoting Steven Tyler (of all people): "If men bled, tampons would be free"

Posted by Mahtli69 | January 17, 2008 5:16 PM

i dont know anything about this young woman, and im down with a good laugh but it's starting to be like when howard stern makes fun of retards, something about it just doesnt feel right. when elliot smith and other tortured mopey white guys do this slow suicide thing, it becomes tragic and no one makes fun of it, and essays are written about how we need to save em, but when pop artists do it, somehow is ok to make fun of em and push him to the abyss.

on a different note, that pic reminds me of that old joke about the homeless vampire who use to suck on tampons..

Posted by SeMe | January 17, 2008 5:37 PM

please lord, let that be photoshop.

Posted by ams | January 17, 2008 5:37 PM

My eyes! I'm with #30. Much stronger warning. I am officially coming crying to you, Schmader.

Posted by StotheL | January 17, 2008 6:17 PM

Is the sight of menstrual blood really so traumatic for people?


Posted by David Schmader | January 17, 2008 6:38 PM

Icky vag syndrome, Schmader. Mmmmmmemmmba?!

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 17, 2008 6:47 PM

It's just such a weird sight.

You know what's a heartbreaker? Looking up old videos of interviews of Britney Spears when she started selling records in 1999. She was so normal.

Posted by me | January 17, 2008 6:58 PM

Jesus, it's just menstrual blood. Everyone who is a lady or has had sex with one ought to have seen it. Unless you're all gay, in which case I apologize.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | January 17, 2008 7:13 PM

SPANK BANK!! Oh "Becca", I love you,.

Posted by brad | January 17, 2008 7:20 PM

Has anyone considered the conspiracy theory that the "evidence" is all part of some grand scheme to hide her pregnancy details? She could "accidentally" flash her panties with a "bloody" stain knowing that TMZ would publish the photo thereby debunking the pregnancy story.

Or.. maybe I'm wrong and she just came from the abortion clinic?

Sounds crazy? Well I might suggest you again refer to the individual in the picture and reset your reality to hers...

Just sayin...

Posted by Reality Check | January 17, 2008 7:55 PM

If you thought that was scary, wait'll you see Chris Crocker's response.

Posted by Irena | January 17, 2008 8:02 PM

what a dirty little cunt

Posted by doug | January 17, 2008 8:13 PM

Well, with how many issues she has, she's GOT to be fertile. The crazy ones are always getting pregnant...

Posted by Greg | January 18, 2008 6:06 AM

@23: Hey, do I criticize your choice of 19-year-olds to use as spank material? No.

Posted by Greg | January 18, 2008 6:14 AM

david et al., please. stop. with. the. britney. "reporting."

you see, i'm compelled to read it and click the links (dear god...), but if you don't post them, then i don't have to, and i'm the better for it. please.

Posted by ellarosa | January 18, 2008 10:16 AM


Posted by Jonathan | January 18, 2008 3:09 PM

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