Slog - Comments on Apparently There's A Rumor Going Around That Britney Spears is Pregnant

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:30:22 -0800

Good lord.

How long can our Other National Nightmare continue to continue?

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:31:44 -0800

That's hot.

Comment by orangekrush

orangekrush — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:32:26 -0800

Somebody call Kotex ASAP! I see a new spokesmodel.

Comment by heywhatsit

heywhatsit — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:33:30 -0800

Oh. Jesus. Christ. I deserved that.

Comment by tominChicago

tominChicago — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:34:39 -0800

Waaaaaaaaah.

Comment by Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:34:51 -0800

Dude, you're trying to ruin people's lives or what?

Comment by u r a true hero schmader

u r a true hero schmader — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:35:20 -0800

thanks for caring about this celeb-utard bullshit; someone has to

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:38:30 -0800

Please, MSM Stranger types - stop reporting on Brittney, you're literally driving her insane ...

No, I think that guy in Florida is nutters, but stop helping.

Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber

Karlheinz Arschbomber — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:39:43 -0800

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

Comment by Rotten666

Rotten666 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:39:55 -0800

Oh boy. This is going to end badly.

Comment by Nawnie

Nawnie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:40:29 -0800

She's probably smarter than we think and making these narratives to stay in the press.

2 days ago, while knowingly being followed by a group of paparazzi, her and the new guy examined pregnancy tests at a drug store.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/89rtsnm.png

Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber

Karlheinz Arschbomber — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:41:19 -0800

Wow. Get Dan Savage now. We have our Huckabee.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:48:08 -0800

At least we know It can be killed....

Comment by kerri harrop

kerri harrop — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:49:12 -0800

Absolutely horrific.

What an appalling story this girl's life has turned out to be.

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:59:50 -0800

That was beyond gross. Schmader, I think I hate you now.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:02:44 -0800

hey, don't be rude; the nice lady spilled some Pinkberry on her crotch, that's all.

go about your business.

Comment by David Schmader

David Schmader — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:06:16 -0800

What part of "don't come crying to me after" don't you understand?

Comment by Mahtli69

Mahtli69 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:07:06 -0800

Spotting is not uncommon during early pregnancy. Just sayin'.

Comment by Beth

Beth — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:10:30 -0800

Auuuugh! I read your statement as, "this photo...conclusively PROVES the rumor." !!! I was ready for an ENTIRELY different photo.

Comment by Becca

Becca — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:13:19 -0800

First, It's possible to menstruate during pregnancy.

Second: It doesn't take a genius to fuck with the paparazzi.

Comment by J.R.

J.R. — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:15:19 -0800

What does that woman have against pants, anyway?

Comment by Reverse Polarity

Reverse Polarity — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:16:58 -0800

Why, oh why, did I click that link?

Comment by Becca

Becca — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:18:16 -0800

Third: I hope this photo leaks into the minds of men who carry many-a mental image of teen-Brit in their spank banks and ruins their whole collection.

Comment by blank12357

blank12357 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:19:10 -0800

Perhaps "to schmader" (v.) will enter the lexicon, defined as "inducing nausea and temporary blindness".

Comment by NaFun

NaFun — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:38:55 -0800

Maybe she miscarried in the car?

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:41:45 -0800

Maybe it escaped through that netting?

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:52:33 -0800

Hey, at least she was wearing undies this time...

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:56:10 -0800

Suddenly I have the urge to Armour-All the interior of my car.

Comment by superyeadon

superyeadon — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:01:56 -0800

Britney Spears will forever be a worldwide leader.

Comment by Jiberish

Jiberish — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:06:23 -0800

you need a MUCH stronger warning for that photo...

Comment by JD

JD — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:10:01 -0800

Wow! At least that explains why she normally doesn't wear panties. Musta got tired of buying 'em bulk at Wal-mart after she kept ruining them.

Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments. I bet that would sell like hotcakes. Or ho-cakes.

Comment by Mahtli69

Mahtli69 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:16:51 -0800

@31

Someone should invent something that would prevent a lady's exudate from soiling her undergarments.

Uh, I believe those are called tampons.

To quote Jello Biafra quoting Steven Tyler (of all people): "If men bled, tampons would be free"

Comment by SeMe

SeMe — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:37:10 -0800

i dont know anything about this young woman, and im down with a good laugh but it's starting to be like when howard stern makes fun of retards, something about it just doesnt feel right. when elliot smith and other tortured mopey white guys do this slow suicide thing, it becomes tragic and no one makes fun of it, and essays are written about how we need to save em, but when pop artists do it, somehow is ok to make fun of em and push him to the abyss.

on a different note, that pic reminds me of that old joke about the homeless vampire who use to suck on tampons..

Comment by ams

ams — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:37:12 -0800

please lord, let that be photoshop.

Comment by StotheL

StotheL — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:17:27 -0800

My eyes! I'm with #30. Much stronger warning. I am officially coming crying to you, Schmader.

Comment by David Schmader

David Schmader — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:38:10 -0800

Is the sight of menstrual blood really so traumatic for people?

Weird.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:47:05 -0800

Icky vag syndrome, Schmader. Mmmmmmemmmba?!

Comment by me

me — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:58:12 -0800

It's just such a weird sight.

You know what's a heartbreaker? Looking up old videos of interviews of Britney Spears when she started selling records in 1999. She was so normal.

Comment by Kiru Banzai

Kiru Banzai — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:13:47 -0800

Jesus, it's just menstrual blood. Everyone who is a lady or has had sex with one ought to have seen it. Unless you're all gay, in which case I apologize.

Comment by brad

brad — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:20:08 -0800

SPANK BANK!! Oh "Becca", I love you,.

Comment by Reality Check

Reality Check — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:55:00 -0800

Has anyone considered the conspiracy theory that the "evidence" is all part of some grand scheme to hide her pregnancy details? She could "accidentally" flash her panties with a "bloody" stain knowing that TMZ would publish the photo thereby debunking the pregnancy story.

Or.. maybe I'm wrong and she just came from the abortion clinic?

Sounds crazy? Well I might suggest you again refer to the individual in the picture and reset your reality to hers...

Just sayin...

Comment by Irena

Irena — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:02:56 -0800

If you thought that was scary, wait'll you see Chris Crocker's response.

Comment by doug

doug — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:13:41 -0800

what a dirty little cunt

Comment by Greg

Greg — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:06:53 -0800

Well, with how many issues she has, she's GOT to be fertile. The crazy ones are always getting pregnant...

Comment by Greg

Greg — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:14:42 -0800

@23: Hey, do I criticize your choice of 19-year-olds to use as spank material? No.

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:16:22 -0800

david et al., please. stop. with. the. britney. "reporting."

you see, i'm compelled to read it and click the links (dear god...), but if you don't post them, then i don't have to, and i'm the better for it. please.

Comment by Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:09:31 -0800

Meep.