A Beautiful Spam.
posted by January 17 at 12:23 PMon
Oh, that tricky spam! How surprising, how moving, how annoying that crap can be. I’m sure we all know this, but please to forgive, for this lovely spam, that I just got, just this second, I simply must share, for it is surely the lovliest and most romantic spam that has ever blossomed in the manure that is an inbox. It goes like this:
To: Adrian Ryan
Re: A Kiss So Gentle…
Ö inside my pussy…(Link to penis enlargement sight or Jesus knows what malware.)
Indeed, ďA kiss so gentle, inside my pussy.Ē Now thatís spam almost anyone can appreciate (yes, even me); spam that could capture the heart of a poet or a serial molester and set the most cynical mouse to clicking. Except mine. I didnít click it. As I am not retarded.
Yes, thatís some good spam, ladies and gentlemen. Thatís some good spam.
Sorry. I’ve been quiet for while. How’re you doin’?