A Beautiful Spam.
posted by on January 17 at 12:23 PM
Oh, that tricky spam! How surprising, how moving, how annoying that crap can be. I’m sure we all know this, but please to forgive, for this lovely spam, that I just got, just this second, I simply must share, for it is surely the lovliest and most romantic spam that has ever blossomed in the manure that is an inbox. It goes like this:
To: Adrian RyanRe: A Kiss So Gentle…
Message:
… inside my pussy…(Link to penis enlargement sight or Jesus knows what malware.)
Indeed, “A kiss so gentle, inside my pussy.” Now that’s spam almost anyone can appreciate (yes, even me); spam that could capture the heart of a poet or a serial molester and set the most cynical mouse to clicking. Except mine. I didn’t click it. As I am not retarded.
Yes, that’s some good spam, ladies and gentlemen. That’s some good spam.
Sorry. I’ve been quiet for while. How’re you doin’?
ooohhh Adrian.... you make me so hottt!!!!!!
all the more remarkable in that the "gentleness" of larger penises is never touted. it's about time!
I cut off my dick last night and threw it at a cop.
Hey adrian, I should have those stern show CD's for you at the next happy, unless you want me to drop them off sooner...let me know
I'd like to see a picture of that. Better yet, video.
I'd like to see a picture of that. Better yet, video.
This is boring. I had hoped your headline was a reference to the wickedly tasty canned meat product.
Beautiful. Once I got a spam entitled "I am a lake, you are my water". Inside was gibberish - and what's the point of those gibberish spams anyway?- but it touched me, it really did.
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