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Thursday, January 17, 2008

A Beautiful Spam.

posted by on January 17 at 12:23 PM

Oh, that tricky spam! How surprising, how moving, how annoying that crap can be. I’m sure we all know this, but please to forgive, for this lovely spam, that I just got, just this second, I simply must share, for it is surely the lovliest and most romantic spam that has ever blossomed in the manure that is an inbox. It goes like this:

To: Adrian Ryan

Re: A Kiss So Gentle…

Message:

Ö inside my pussy…(Link to penis enlargement sight or Jesus knows what malware.)

Indeed, ďA kiss so gentle, inside my pussy.Ē Now thatís spam almost anyone can appreciate (yes, even me); spam that could capture the heart of a poet or a serial molester and set the most cynical mouse to clicking. Except mine. I didnít click it. As I am not retarded.

Yes, thatís some good spam, ladies and gentlemen. Thatís some good spam.

Sorry. I’ve been quiet for while. How’re you doin’?

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1

ooohhh Adrian.... you make me so hottt!!!!!!

Posted by M | January 17, 2008 1:03 PM
2

all the more remarkable in that the "gentleness" of larger penises is never touted. it's about time!

Posted by ellarosa | January 17, 2008 1:22 PM
3

I cut off my dick last night and threw it at a cop.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 17, 2008 1:47 PM
4

Hey adrian, I should have those stern show CD's for you at the next happy, unless you want me to drop them off sooner...let me know

Posted by wisepunk | January 17, 2008 3:23 PM
5

I'd like to see a picture of that. Better yet, video.

Posted by Greg | January 17, 2008 3:39 PM
6

I'd like to see a picture of that. Better yet, video.

Posted by Greg | January 17, 2008 3:46 PM
7

This is boring. I had hoped your headline was a reference to the wickedly tasty canned meat product.

Posted by J.R. | January 17, 2008 4:26 PM
8

Beautiful. Once I got a spam entitled "I am a lake, you are my water". Inside was gibberish - and what's the point of those gibberish spams anyway?- but it touched me, it really did.

Posted by rtw | January 17, 2008 7:33 PM

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