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That clown shit freaked the hell out of me.

Posted by Josh VanArsdall | January 14, 2008 7:52 PM

It looks interesting but is it actually sexy? I mean, did you find yourself thinking "wow, this is really hot?"

PS - Abby Winters is a nice site, I definitely recommend them.

Posted by mrcurious | January 14, 2008 7:54 PM

This guy is fucking smokin'. Not as smokin' as, say, *coughmattpowers*, but still...


He could use some facework, though.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 14, 2008 8:00 PM

I thought the chic in the clown porn vid was a boy at first. lol
Her tits are practically not there. That's just sad.

Although, on the opposite end, the ugly milf with balloon boobs was pretty fucking scary too. Not to mention gross.

Also, props to the Abby Winters gals for playing chess. Intellect is sexy.


Posted by Courtney | January 14, 2008 8:06 PM

Abby Winters has actually been around for quite a while. On our better days, I'd like to claim that we're a bdsm relative of theirs (in a totally unaffiliated kind of way). Good integrity, pretty people, sense of fun- I like them.

Not a big mainstream porn fan, but *swoon* that you got to share a cab with Aurora Snow. ^-^

Posted by Russell | January 14, 2008 8:17 PM

Mr. Poe - that guy is Joe Gallant. Avant composer, musician, and NYC porn director. I'm editing my video interview with him right now (along with the girl in the photo - she's starring in his next flick). He is hot, like Abby Winters, for intellect. We had an inspiring conversation, that lead me to believe not all porn directors have to be douche-bag perverts.

Posted by KELLY O | January 14, 2008 8:18 PM

Also in this list of things I learned - not all porn chicks are douche bag perverts. Miss Aurora Snow was funny and sweet and super-duper cool

Posted by KELLY O | January 14, 2008 8:21 PM

It's somewhat disconcerting to see my name all over the porn post (I almost never run into other Abbys in any situation), but at least it's likeable porn.

Posted by Abby | January 14, 2008 8:34 PM

Kelly, could you tell from looking at Jenna Jameson whether the weight loss was from something like crystal/coke or do you think she's got other issues going on? Sometimes you can tell how someone's lost a lot of weight when they have pipe-face or just that overall greasy-stink meth aura.

Posted by Skankalicious! | January 14, 2008 8:38 PM

@6 You've intrigued me now. It's not often that you see many like him in the industry. I look forward to seeing your interview.

Posted by Courtney | January 14, 2008 8:47 PM

Well he needs to be gay, or become gay, and get over here and work me.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 14, 2008 9:01 PM

I would just like to know how Jen Graves feels about all of this. Hehe.

Posted by ljg | January 14, 2008 9:58 PM

re bag inspection: a couple of years ago on a trip to eastern Europe I had a dufflebag filled with many, many thousand condoms, a few dildos, and a rubber fake vag thingie (donations for grass roots HIV prevention program working with prostitutes).

I got to see the look on the face of the screener as the bag went thru the big x-ray. Priceless hardly describes it. The dude kept backing it up and then moving it forward. Called his co-workers over to take a gander.

Posted by gnossos | January 15, 2008 12:03 AM

DP and dick sucking for the win.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 15, 2008 12:30 AM

Doesn't the clown porn come from the juggalo/juggalette 'subculture' (if you can call that culture)? Correct if I'm wrong.

Posted by bronkitis | January 15, 2008 6:52 AM

Kelly O is hot. Kelly O at the AVNs is SUPER FUCKING HOT...

Posted by Mike in MO | January 15, 2008 10:24 AM

Look, I'm just going to say it, and I actually tried to watch the G4 TV stuff on the AEE - none of these women are sexy.


Not attractive to me in the least.

I just don't get why that's supposed to be sexy - cause it ain't.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 15, 2008 11:36 AM

#2 and #17 - it's absolutely NON-sexy. When it's right there in front of you, in the open air, in the public, and in the blinding bright of the convention center florescent lights, it completely loses it's power.

I still believe pornography has a tremendous amount of power - but it just doesn't in a real-life, non-fantastic setting like a convention center, or award ceremony.

I'm a photographer - I go for the freak show. It's eye candy overload.

Posted by KELLY O | January 15, 2008 12:06 PM

oh and #9 - my guess is YES. The fact that she blurted out, *at the awards* - *to the industry* that's made her a millionaire, “I will never ever EVER spread my legs again in this industry”, sounds like accidental cracked out honesty to me!

I guess a giant hush fell over the crowd, right after she said it...

Posted by KELLY O | January 15, 2008 12:13 PM

I suppose I should have guessed this, but I for one would have appreciated a NSFW warning somewhere in the jump link.

I'll read it later from home.

Posted by Matthew | January 15, 2008 12:43 PM

Mr. Poe has seriously disturbing taste in men...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 15, 2008 12:53 PM

To the baggage scanning machine, books look like bombs, so my bag always gets inspected when there's literature in it.

Posted by reading is wrong | January 15, 2008 1:05 PM

Fake boobs ftl.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | January 15, 2008 2:36 PM

Any line on that freaky after-party where Ron Jeremy 'performed'? All I really remember is that the bathroom was the best place to be - especially if you were dirty and enjoy bubble baths.
I want pics!

Posted by P-Flip | January 16, 2008 2:00 PM

They didn't allow pics!
See Drunk of the Week for a verbal descript

Posted by KELLY O | January 16, 2008 10:32 PM

I found the afterparty's MySpace page w/ pics. My memory is much fuzzier:

Posted by P-Flip | January 21, 2008 8:44 PM

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