Comments on While I Was Gone

cary moon IS foxy.

So it's OK to drive drunk as long as you're foxy?

I adore the Stranger does. But impersonating people in articles frustrates your credibility enormously.

*most of what

Oh, you men! *places hands on hips, taps foot*

psshh. I am ... was a Velazquez supporter, and I found this article hilarious.

It would be nice, however, to have some sort of signifier for pieces published in the actual paper that are completely made up. Secret code anybody? Common sense obviously isn't cutting it most of the time for a lot of people.

Two white journalists calling Bruce Harrell an African American Asian man a gorilla was a wee offensive, and worst of all, the piece was not even funny, except for the part about Bruce drinking at Earl's, my old watering hole.

@5: At least Erica doesn't turn them upside down when they rescue her from a dungeon, or constantly fold her arms under her breasts and glare.

Offensive? Not really.

Funny? Not really.

How dare they kick a lady while she's down!

Since it's so offensive, lets post it again for maximum effect!

Heh.

And besides, V is a lightweight compared to this dame. She blew a .55
Holly crap them Oregonians be drinking. No wonder theyre able to vote for good progressive transit packages and shit.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1227072harper1.html

She can out drink all you fools.

That was a really lame article. I'm glad you're back!

people who take the time to write about what a lame article a lame article is, are lame.

What about people who take the time to write about a lame article about what a lame article a lame article is? Honh? What about those people?