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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Stranger Endorses…

posted by on December 26 at 9:56 AM



The evil geniuses behind Capitol Hill Seattle have pitted Capitol Hill’s coyotes against 15th’s Wax On spa in the latest round of CHS Tourney 2007. The Stranger Election Control Board met this morning and we are tossing our support to coyotes in this contest—because, hey, there’s a lot of pussy on Capitol Hill and someone’s gotta eat it. Vote here. Polls close at 9 PM.

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Posted by Mr. Poe | December 26, 2007 12:26 PM

My cat should be able to poop in your flower bed without fear of falling prey to some wild animal. Shame on you.

Posted by crazy cat lady | December 26, 2007 12:26 PM

Poe, your credibility on anything pussy is disabled.

Posted by poe don't know pussy | December 26, 2007 12:33 PM

But Wax On makes the pussy more palatable, or so I hear.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 26, 2007 1:05 PM

i never minded the hair.

its the not-so-freshness that i could do without.

Posted by max solomon | December 26, 2007 1:12 PM

Well I'm gay, so that's understandable.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 26, 2007 1:33 PM



Posted by Wile E | December 26, 2007 1:58 PM

now that i'm thinking about it today at work, i actually MISS the hair.


Posted by max solomon | December 26, 2007 2:30 PM

I agree with Max. It's not the hair that's a problem, it's the not-showering-beforehand.

Posted by Greg | December 27, 2007 8:01 AM

Its the "not-showering-beforehand" comments that are a problem... a problem for you never getting any again, shower or now shower.

Posted by har | December 27, 2007 12:12 PM

@10: Unless you included my fiancee on the CC: list for your "Do not shag this man" bulletin, I doubt your prediction will come true. And even then... I have my ways.

But really, I don't think hopping in the shower together before going down on a woman is too much to ask. Certainly I would not expect anyone to chomp on my furry bits without a quick wash first. Not even the ones who like that gamey smell.

Posted by Greg | December 27, 2007 2:35 PM

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