posted by news intern Brian Slodysko

Destroyed CIA Tapes: Even the White House says it was unwise to dispose of them.

The Great Flood: FEMA waiting for Bush to declare Washington a disaster area before opening the flood gates of federal funding. Gregoire says “I can’t tell you how long it will take.”

Every Child Needs A… Federal Way woman sentenced to 14 years for sticking hypodermic needles in her foster daughter’s eyes.

Nuclear Fallout: Secretary of Defense maintains Iranian threat, while Iran sees U.S. nuclear program acquiescence as a major victory.

Pork Barrel: With hovering veto threat, House Democrats drop Iraq War timelines, pack funding bill with domestic spending and earmarks.

In the Closet: Huckabee’s skeletons keep falling out, this time over comments made in 1992 about quarantining AIDS patients and the “public health risk” of homosexuality.

Coalition of the Willing: Foreign countries in Iraq reducing troop levels, dropping like flies.

Audit in Progress: Millions of dollars of U.S. purchased equipment for Iraqi security forces unaccounted for.

On With the Show: Talks between writers and studios meltdown, while impending re-runs force Americans to watch Project Runway.