City Destroy the Squirrels
posted by on December 21 at 13:36 PM
Those damn squirrels—the same ones that bested the Slog in 2006—are currently out polling local blog Hilku in Capitol Hill Seattle’s second annual tournament of Capitol Hillians. Or whatever.
Defeat the squirrels! Click here, and vote Hillku! Avenge Slog! Remember the Slogamo! Once more into the Capitol Hill Seattle Tourney, dear friends, once more!
Thank you.
Up yours savage
Foolish Humans! You try to resist our overwhelming power of cuteness but you will fail. And you will come to us on bended knee offering us nuts and your worship of us.
Prepare yourselves! Our time has arrived!
squirrels, squirrels, squirrels.
the Squirrels are idiots. they will still be unclean, backwards, and alcoholic with or without their own nation.
Just pray they don't get their hands on squirrel armor.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS??? HUH, DO YOU? WELL, C'MON! GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT, YOU BLOBBY, HAIRLESS APE! I'LL KICK YOUR FAT HUMAN ASS SO FAR INTO THE GROUND YOU'LL NEED A TUNNEL DRILL TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT!
NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP - AND BRING ME ANOTHER LATTE!
The squirrels are stuffing the ballots! Last night hillku was utterly annihilating them 75-25 and earlier today they were up 55-45.
Get over there and vote for hillku bitches! They love teh gays.
The Stranger needs to run another urban hunting article. That might intimidate them...
We have some squirrels in our yard. When they see us in the kitchen, they climb onto the window sill and wait for food offerings through the window. They are cute.
Nobodys put squirrels in the corner!
Hillku's tail is so much cuter than some rabid squirrel's.
Squirrels over filthy ego-ridden sneering poets, I mean "wordsmiths", any day! May you continue to poll highly, you adorable little rabies bags.
@6,
Which syrup would you prefer in that latte, hazelnut or almond?
Hey! That's Rachel, the Adult Onset Diabetes Squirrel!!!
Ten frickin java scripts on a single page?
How many cookies did that amazingly privacy-hating website download?
Just saying (thanks to NoScript in my Firefox browser for telling me that).
your privacy is an allusion
We, the Garden Gnome Liberation Front, support our comrades in arms, the Squirrels, and will defend them to the end!
Cower in Fear, Stranger! You shall know our wrath!
Um ... can you endorse our parking receipt?
I lost to Hillku in the first round but I am voting for Hillku. The squirrels on Capitol Hill scare me during this time of the year.
Oh Dan, you made my day, you actually pictured a red squirrel rather than the non-native east coast grey squirrel. Well done sir!
Better hope they don't actually acquire squirrel armor:
http://www.pitbullarmory.com/Squirrel-armor.html
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO PUT IN MY COFFEE! I'M THE CUSTOMER, YOU'RE THE SERVANT, YOU FUCKIN' TRICKY COFFEE NAZI! WHEN I SAY, "GIVE ME A 'LARGE' CUP OF COFFEE!", YOU SAY, "YES, SIR!"
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My cats eat squirrels! :) Tasty!
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