Comments on When Psycho Priests Attack---Conan O’Brien!

Well that's what he gets for giving birth to the lameass masturbating bear. And continuing to think it's funny. It's really not. And never was.

But this sure is.

Conan sucks. (But Triumph rules.)

Conan is funny. Masturbating bear isn't. Deal with it.

And here I thought you were going to be that young redheaded child, Adrian. Thank God you've still got your purity, unlike those other redheaded childrens.

Mr. Poe, we talked about this. Really now.

We talked about this?

For an Armenian like Ajemian to be a Catholic priest would be unusual; they're all Orthodox as far as I know. Robert Ajemian was the Boston bureau chief for Time magazine; I wonder if there's a connection.