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Thursday, November 8, 2007

When Psycho Priests Attack—-Conan O’Brien!

posted by on November 8 at 11:30 AM

If history teaches us anything at all, and it doesn’t, it’s that Catholic Priests, among all priests, cannot be trusted with three things: cute redheaded boys, the key to the communion wine, and any sort of real authority whatsoever. It is the first of these that concerns us at this juncture, as it has been reported and/or alleged that one Father Ajemian of Boston has developed a psychotic obsession/dirty old man crush on the very redheaded and boyish Conan O’Brien!

A report:

“David Ajemian, a Boston priest, was arrested last week while trying to get into a taping of NBC’s “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” Father Ajemian has allegedly been sending the TV host “threatening emails, postcards, and letters” for over a year.”

The big mean priest is allegedly under psychiatric evaluation at this moment, and he faces the very serious charges of aggravated harassment and stalking. Jesus could not be reached for comment. As usual.


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Well that's what he gets for giving birth to the lameass masturbating bear. And continuing to think it's funny. It's really not. And never was.

But this sure is.

Conan sucks. (But Triumph rules.)

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 8, 2007 11:41 AM

Conan is funny. Masturbating bear isn't. Deal with it.

Posted by Marcel Duchump | November 8, 2007 1:11 PM

And here I thought you were going to be that young redheaded child, Adrian. Thank God you've still got your purity, unlike those other redheaded childrens.

Mr. Poe, we talked about this. Really now.

Posted by J | November 8, 2007 1:22 PM

We talked about this?

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 8, 2007 1:45 PM

For an Armenian like Ajemian to be a Catholic priest would be unusual; they're all Orthodox as far as I know. Robert Ajemian was the Boston bureau chief for Time magazine; I wonder if there's a connection.

Posted by looking for a mandate | November 8, 2007 3:25 PM

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