Celeb When Psycho Priests Attack—-Conan O’Brien!
posted by November 8 at 11:30 AMon
If history teaches us anything at all, and it doesn’t, it’s that Catholic Priests, among all priests, cannot be trusted with three things: cute redheaded boys, the key to the communion wine, and any sort of real authority whatsoever. It is the first of these that concerns us at this juncture, as it has been reported and/or alleged that one Father Ajemian of Boston has developed a psychotic obsession/dirty old man crush on the very redheaded and boyish Conan O’Brien!
“David Ajemian, a Boston priest, was arrested last week while trying to get into a taping of NBC’s “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” Father Ajemian has allegedly been sending the TV host “threatening emails, postcards, and letters” for over a year.”
The big mean priest is allegedly under psychiatric evaluation at this moment, and he faces the very serious charges of aggravated harassment and stalking. Jesus could not be reached for comment. As usual.